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DikTracy6000 wrote:

nafod wrote:Billy Jack

LOL, my wife still makes jokes about Billy Jack being our first date. To see if she was a keeper, I took her to Billy Jack II or whatever it was called, maybe The Return of BJ?

You shut your whore mouth!!! Do not talk about the wonder that is Billy Jack if you don't know Billy Jack! The movie of which you speak is "The Trial of Billy Jack"! And it is the most awesome movie ever made. It's got Bong Soo Han stomping red neck ass in it and has been considered by some critics as one of the worst movies ever made. But I don't agree.

The Last Dragon

Shapecharge wrote:

DikTracy6000 wrote:

nafod wrote:Billy Jack

LOL, my wife still makes jokes about Billy Jack being our first date. To see if she was a keeper, I took her to Billy Jack II or whatever it was called, maybe The Return of BJ?

You shut your whore mouth!!! Do not talk about the wonder that is Billy Jack if you don't know Billy Jack! The movie of which you speak is "The Trial of Billy Jack"! And it is the most awesome movie ever made. It's got Bong Soo Han stomping red neck ass in it and has been considered by some critics as one of the worst movies ever made. But I don't agree.

And if you don't quit bad mouthing Billy Jack I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

Now, I suggest you lay off, Nafod. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see Shape... of such a beautiful spirit... so degraded... this boy... that I love... sprawled out by this big ape here... who is so special to us we call him "God's little gift of sunshine"... and I think of the number of years that he's going to have to carry in his memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!

There are tears in my eyes now. This is now the most awesome thread on IGx.

Shapecharge wrote:There are tears in my eyes now. This is now the most awesome thread on IGx.

For you sir - stay strong.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswm7lHp7oY[/youtube]

That Billy Jack stuff just made me think about this....


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM[/youtube]

waterworld

costner with gills that look like vulvae

hopper as the captain of the last oil tanker on earth

chi wrote:Point Break. Always, Point Break.

Shut your whore mouf. That movie is cinematic gold.

Jezzy Bell wrote:

chi wrote:Point Break. Always, Point Break.

Shut your whore mouf. That movie is cinematic gold.

FUCK YEAH IT IS!!!!!

Bedlam 1946 wrote:Hands down, "Miami Connection." It is the greatest of the worst I have seen. Written and starred by a Tae Kwon Do teacher it includes a group of super friend tae kwon do artists that play in a mindblowing 80's rock band called Dragon Sound...and yes they do play a show in their tae kwon do uniforms. It is so bad you will want to see it twice.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpZu69OB2KM[/youtube]

Miami Connection was outstanding.

I recommended this on the Books and Movies forum but if you love bad movies I most highly suggest you check out the 42nd Street Forever series. It's 5 discs of trailers for b-movies, exploitation of all kinds and old 60s/70s/80s horror. All the awesome without having to sit through the full movies.

Band of the Hand
Firebase Gloria
Ed Wood

The 13th. Warrior

The 13th. Warrior

wife always watches it. Forced my creation of my man cave in my home office.

If Banderas is in it, it sucks.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmwlmP5-mBA[/youtube]

13th Warrior
Princess Bride
Kung Fu Hustle
The Last Dragon
Evil Dead 1 & 2
Army of Darkness

Con Air
Face/Off
( I hate half of Nicolas Cage's movies, but usually watch them anyway, trying to keep the hate going).
Nick Cage /Me as Keanu Reeves /my son

Joe and the Volcano(Tom Hanks)
Anus Magillicutty(never saw it, just love the name-has to be bad).

Dunn wrote: Princess Bride

What the fuck is wrong with you?

DikTracy6000 wrote:I hate half of Nicolas Cage's movies

good call. he is a master of the shitty flick.

BucketHead wrote:

Dunn wrote: Princess Bride

What the fuck is wrong with you?

It's my favorite movie. That being said, it has hilariously bad/awesome acting.

Oh Ok I agree

dead man walking wrote:

DikTracy6000 wrote:I hate half of Nicolas Cage's movies

good call. he is a master of the shitty flick.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8[/youtube]

Pretty much every Bruce Campbell movie should be on this list.

dead man walking wrote:

DikTracy6000 wrote:I hate half of Nicolas Cage's movies

good call. he is a master of the shitty flick.

You guys ever see Nicholas Cage's Face On Things?

And I'm not going to say half of his movies should be on the list. I'm going to say every movie of his could be on the list. Incredibly shitty movies, nearly 100% of the time, and I watch them whenever I see them on my TV guide thing.

Raising Arizona is a great movie.