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...with Wild Bill, I think we all need to read this book!



I seem to recall he had some ideas on how to take out dogs bare-handed if necessary so we need to be ready in case somebody drops their hammer or we get jumped by a bunch of wolves or hungry dogs not cool with being attacked by hammers.

I have the three volumes. As I recall he didn't do much with dogs. Some intriguing stuff with sticks and knives. He used to really hurt his students.

He had some bad luck with intrigue in Somoza's National Guard, which blew up a plane that he and some NG officers were flying in. Pity - he might have stopped the Sandinistas.

Hammer very convenient in countries where guns are banned :)
In nineties when there was many hooligans and stupid-stray-dogs my father-in-law often wore an axe in plastic bag :) and one time it saved him from big enough dog. He hit it with the axe.
But not killed, dog had run away.

PS
Convenient or no, i don't wear any weapon with me. Just trying to avoid dangerous places in dark time.
But when some other dogs-pack ran near me i always regreting that i am armless.

Wild Bill wrote:But when some other dogs-pack ran near me i always regreting that i am armless.

Not because i want to hunt them :)
I just afraid :)

Just be careful with Shape, Bill. He knows his way around camps and camping like excursions.
Dogs, seals, hamsters, squirrels or wolves he's always a man with a devious plan.

Hell yes. I'm so pumped. Lets go this weekend.

Bill, that's cool, right? Dog whackin this weekend?

splittered sculls... bloody splashes...
no :) lets them run wherever they wants :)

Bill can we come over anyway? We can get drunk and eat some of your local foods and then you can take us to the club where all the sexy Russian girls hang out.

You are welcome of couse :) but hunt them without me :)

Hunt dogs or sexy russian girls without you?

Bobby wrote:Hunt dogs or sexy russian girls without you?

Both.
I'm afaid wife will not let me go to club without her

Baff, I think Bill is a Russian mobster and he's trying to be cool. If we go over there you know we'd be knee deep in hot Russian pussy and blow and he's thinking about our welfare since he prolly gets in a gun fight at least once a day. At least that's how I see it.

Sasha Grey failed, so new attempt. This time on becycles.
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Shapecharge wrote:Baff, I think Bill is a Russian mobster and he's trying to be cool. If we go over there you know we'd be knee deep in hot Russian pussy and blow and he's thinking about our welfare since he prolly gets in a gun fight at least once a day. At least that's how I see it.

I just booked my ticket after reading this. Probably fly through DFW.

You're still down, right?

YOLO! Hellz yes I'm down! Let's do this.

We'll get in on a aid visa, armed guys ready to help Siberian pastoralists deal with wolves. That way we bring our weapons. Tactical Rednecks Without Borders.

If it turns out to be just blow and hot chicks, we can say they misread the visa: Titular Rednecks...

Who invited Seeahill?

I mean, I'm not opposed to him going, and he's got some good ideas here, but can we all just agree that we're not allowed to talk about his sexting on the trip?

Several advantages to bringing Timmah:

--We can use him as a shield if Wild Bill's enemies catch us in the open. Baff you and I both can comfortably hide behind him and return fire if necessary. I'm a lefty so we can return accurate fire with relative ease.

--His near mongoloid features insures we'll be left alone. C'mon we all know that no one wants to be around a retard. With Wild Bill's pull in the area this won't kill our pussy gettin' abilities. Maybe we just leave Timmah in the car with a blanket or two to keep warm when it's time to get down.

--He does have some knowledge of travelling. Yes, he basically stole this knowledge by plagarizing everyone in the adventure writing business but he has it none-the-less.

--If we somehow get captured by Wild Bill's narco-enemies we could bargain Timmah's cabin full of books and future sales. Wait...this is total horseshit. Our asses are dead.

I think I'm okay with him going. Except that last point. That ones got me a little turned around.

But like you said, YOLO. He's in. Should we take proto as a pawn to give up for "ransom"?

Excellent idea my 20% Asian brother...or is it 12.5%? And we'll stuff him with blueberries before we go out. He'll be sort of a time bomb...no a shit bomb in case we get jumped. Once he starts explosively shitting everywhere our captors will freak the fuck out and you, Timmah, and me can bolt.

Michael Echanis was the fucking man. Fucker was one of my martial arts heros back in the day.

I'm going, already got a couple of these hammers.



Shape, I'm bringing something for your supply box.



Baff, just so you feel at home.



Even bringing something for TIMMAH since he has so much affection for the brutha's