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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Do the folks at Modern Painters know they put a porn star on the cover?

Or, do they even care?

Kazuya Mishima wrote:On a related note, Tom Furman is our resident expert on big black cocks. Now, before you get all worked up...what I mean by that is that his live-in artist girlfriend has a lot of friends in the interracial milf porno business, and I'm sure that they talk shop when they're over hanging out at Chez Shaggylicious going on and one about all the nigger dicks they had to suck last week in order to make the rent, etc.

What says you, Tom? I'm sure you've picked up more than a few tid-bits and meaningful insights as it relates to the eternal question of "does size really matter"?

Personally, I'm convinced that size really does matter, but to that I add a few situational caveats. You see, the statement "size really matters" automatically conjures the assumption that "bigger is better". Well, we all know that it is completely relative to the situation at hand. Let's say that you're Tom's friend Janet Mason on the set of the latest scene shoot for 'Milfs Like a Big Black Cock Double Donging'. Ok, so that means that she's taking one in the puss, and one in the pooper. I am quite CERTAIN...and by certain I mean I would bet a week's paycheck...that she would want the larger of the two BBC's to get jammed all up in her cooch while the smaller of the two present specimens is getting gingerly wedged up her shitter with appropriate care and proper lubrication. Same thing with blowjobs. I mean, if you've got to suck on a dick for whatever reason...keeping the landlord off your back for another week, paying the hosting fees for your Chaos and Pain website, or just keeping your millionaire husband happy...I'm quite certain that four inches of semi-flaccid fury is a WHOLE lot more enjoyable than 10+ inches of Pringles can become flesh incarnate on the back of ya THROAT. Amirite?

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Who among us has not wished for more length and girth in the tallywhacker department. Carry forth with this brave and noble work, young capitalist. With the proper grit and determination, you'll become the Jonas Salk of penile engineering. A world of dicks awaits your anointed touch.

I'm gonna win a Nobel Prize for this.

Jezzy Bell wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Who among us has not wished for more length and girth in the tallywhacker department. Carry forth with this brave and noble work, young capitalist. With the proper grit and determination, you'll become the Jonas Salk of penile engineering. A world of dicks awaits your anointed touch.

I'm gonna win a Nobel Prize for this.

For sticking a needle in your dick. You don't have the balls.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:What's her porn name?

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:What's her porn name?

Turdacious wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:What's her porn name?

Bailey Jay.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:How many fucking porn stars does Furman know?

TomFurman wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:How many fucking porn stars does Furman know?

Less than you or Lyle.