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Science says:"You Poop Wrong"

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http://medical-diagonosis.wonderhowto.c ... y-0139696/
Stanford University has revealed a new study that shows squatting is the proper and recommended way to go to the bathroom. What's more astonishing is that this study isn't new. According to Henry L. Bockus in Gastroenterology, the standard textbook on the subject:

"The ideal posture for defecation is the squatting position, with the thighs flexed upon the abdomen. In this way the capacity of the abdominal cavity is greatly diminished and intra-abdominal pressure increased, thus encouraging expulsion ...".
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A squat toilet might be very convenient if you dress like this
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You will also require use of the infamous "ass hose"
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I choose to eat tons of blueberries and poop safely with a traditional western toilet.
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Yes,the blueberry way has some merit,I`ve read!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
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http://www.mattfurey.com/mattfurey_unce ... ke_a_crap/
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Having taken dumps off the back end of three different wave runners and a competition ski boat, I can attest to the power of crapping from a full squat.

You'll need no blueberries to get things moving the way you only dreamed they could.

Trust Baffy on this one.
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baffled wrote:Having taken dumps off the back end of three different wave runners and a competition ski boat, I can attest to the power of crapping from a full squat.

You'll need no blueberries to get things moving the way you only dreamed they could.

Trust Baffy on this one.
Next time I have to drop a deuce, I'm gonna go out to the back yard, take my pants off and squat out there in front of God and all the neighbors.
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I really can't imagine having anymore pressure in my bowel expulsions.
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It works with ejaculations, too. I skeet seven-ropers to record distances when I'm squatting down as opposed to lying down.
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http://www.squattypotty.com/
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Ed Zachary wrote:I really can't imagine having anymore pressure in my bowel expulsions.
You'd be surprised at how little pressure you experience. It's just a smooth and easy ride. Really no other way to do it, IMO.
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From the comments:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ[/youtube]
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Ed Zachary wrote:I really can't imagine having anymore pressure in my bowel expulsions.
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An internet guru claimed that he lost 8 (10?) pounds from using that.
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She at least looks happy about it.

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Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.

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She did forget one step.
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Terry B. wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.

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She did forget one step.
Yeah, looks like she's about to be very unhappy with it.
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:It works with ejaculations, too. I skeet seven-ropers to record distances when I'm squatting down as opposed to lying down.
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baffled wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.

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She did forget one step.
Yeah, looks like she's about to be very unhappy with it.
She has valgus collapse.
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"anorectal angle", I shall try to use this in a sentence today!
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Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.

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I'd make sure she has correct anorectal angle.
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I use a wet-dry vac anyway, so no pushing necessary.
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Ryan wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.

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I'd make sure she has correct anorectal angle.

Same stool can be used in the, often imitated never duplicated, Anal Reverse Cowgirl......
tremendous quad builder for her, position of gentlemanly repose for you....
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.

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I'd make sure she has correct anorectal angle.

Same stool can be used in the, often imitated never duplicated, Anal Reverse Cowgirl......
tremendous quad builder for her, position of gentlemanly repose for you....
I wonder if Furman knows her...
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Hmmmm..Not as Juggy as I'd imagine but it's possible.
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