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Chris McClinch · Post by **Chris McClinch** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:02 pm

Joined the group last week, time to take my beating.

My name's Chris McClinch. I'm 36 and have lifted since I was 10. I competed as a bodybuilder for a while--even won the middleweight class at the 2001 INBF Collegiate Nationals--but I swear I'm not gay.

Since getting out of competitive bodybuilding, I've dabbled with the strength sports, fucked up and then rehabbed my lower back, and generally worked on trying to be awesome. In no way there. Bench is in the mid 3s, squat in the low 4s, deadlift in the mid 4s right now.

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:13 pm

Chris McClinch wrote:My name's Chris McClinch.--but I swear I'm not gay.

Sure your not gay, do you like camping? Calling Shape......................

The Ginger Beard Man · Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:25 pm

Welcome aboard, fag.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:01 am

The only other person who posts under his full name hangs out with porn stars and has a hot artist main piece.

If you can't match that, then you should just go fuck yourself and go to the strong fist boards.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:04 am

I googled images of your name.

Not bad.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:22 am

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:10 am

26 years of weights and you barely outsquat your bench?

finally someone joins who is worse at lifting than R10

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:51 pm

baffled wrote:The only other person who posts under his full name hangs out with porn stars and has a hot artist main piece.

If you can't match that, then you should just go fuck yourself and go to the strong fist boards.

Dan John hangs out with porn stars?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:44 pm

Chris McClinch wrote:My name's Chris McClinch.--but I swear I'm not gay.

Does this face look gay to you? This is his avatar from another forum.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:29 pm

Ryan wrote: Does this face look gay to you? This is his avatar from another forum.

Yes.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:38 pm

All told I think you've gotten off easy, dude.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:38 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:All told I think you've gotten off easy, dude.

He's just too fucking boring.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:21 pm

I'm with Cave on this, fuck your boring ass don't post here anymore nobody gives a fuck about your bodybuilding and your weak fucking deadlift.

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baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:26 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:
Ryan wrote: Does this face look gay to you? This is his avatar from another forum.

Yes.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Fuck. I read that forum sometimes and can't stand this motherfucker.

Boring. Stupid. Cunt.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:07 am

baffled wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:
Ryan wrote: Does this face look gay to you? This is his avatar from another forum.

Yes.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Fuck. I read that forum sometimes and can't stand this motherfucker.

Boring. Stupid. Cunt.

Damn. That's rough.

I got no beef other than the regular IGX hazing protocol.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:15 am

I'm sorry, I thought this was POD.

This guy's probably a dork too though.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:27 am

Chris McClinch wrote:Joined the group last week, time to take my beating.

My name's Chris McClinch. I'm 36 and have lifted since I was 10. I competed as a bodybuilder for a while--even won the middleweight class at the 2001 INBF Collegiate Nationals--but I swear I'm not gay.

Since getting out of competitive bodybuilding, I've dabbled with the strength sports, fucked up and then rehabbed my lower back, and generally worked on trying to be awesome. In no way there. Bench is in the mid 3s, squat in the low 4s, deadlift in the mid 4s right now.

How many prons have you made? How many of them were with a vertically challenged guy with a USC MBA?

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:31 am

Where is your training log? It better have goals.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:41 am

Alright, never mind.

I have no clue who this dude is, but he does already seem to be pretty boring.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:42 am

Ryan wrote:
baffled wrote:The only other person who posts under his full name hangs out with porn stars and has a hot artist main piece.

If you can't match that, then you should just go fuck yourself and go to the strong fist boards.
Dan John hangs out with porn stars?

Rhetorical question?

ccrow · Post by **ccrow** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:26 am

This whole hazing introduction thing is so puerile. Did any of you morons ever consider just acting like adults, welcome the new participant, and get to know him a little? I happen to know this man has a collection of gladiator films that would rival anyone here, never, ever misses Fashion Police, and he's a democrat. Now go ahead, you all get to know each other.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:54 pm

ccrow wrote:This whole hazing introduction thing is so puerile. Did any of you morons ever consider just acting like adults, welcome the new participant, and get to know him a little? I happen to know this man has a collection of gladiator films that would rival anyone here, never, ever misses Fashion Police, and he's a democrat. Now go ahead, you all get to know each other.

Icing on the cake another liberal asshole, go away!

BigBruvOfEnglandUK · Post by **BigBruvOfEnglandUK** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:16 pm

Chris McClinch wrote:Joined the group last week, time to take my beating.

My name's Chris McClinch. I'm 36 and have lifted since I was 10. I competed as a bodybuilder for a while--even won the middleweight class at the 2001 INBF Collegiate Nationals--but I swear I'm not gay.

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