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Newlywed charged with pushing husband off Montana cliff after argument

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index. ... shing.html

I finally get a girl...she pushes me off of a cliff...

Pussy will make a Mensa member think like an imbecile.

Arthur Jones said no man could think for shit until he was 40.

I think a safer bet would be 60.

Did the groom have a life insurance policy?

So, just to get this right, you're telling me the edge of a cliff is not a good place for a couple to have an argument.

Gav wrote:So, just to get this right, you're telling me the edge of a cliff is not a good place for a couple to have an argument.

ATTA BOY GAV!! Good one!!

She confessed. That must've been some True Detective shit
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/27/justice/m ... ?hpt=hp_t2

If positions had been reversed, the husband would be sitting on death row or life in prison. With good behavior that bitch is out in 15 years.

Oh well;judging by the tie and the sole patch, he was in a for long slow painful death anyways. She probably did him a favor.

Batboy2/75 wrote:If positions had been reversed, the husband would be sitting on death row or life in prison. With good behavior that bitch is out in 15 years.

Oh well;judging by the tie and the sole patch, he was in a for long slow painful death anyways. She probably did him a favor.

While cleaning out my late father in law's house my idiot sister in law was nagging my brother in law all day. Low level, incessant, irritating shit, like a mosquito.

At one point I says to him, "You guys have been together for what, about 20 years now?"

"About that" he replied.

I said "Do you know that if you'd murdered her you would have been released by now?"

He sighed, looked up at the ceiling and said "I think about that every day."