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JDub
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Just joined up here. I'm 33 y/o and white. I'm on TRT. I enjoy racist humor. I used to dabble in strength sports. I used to be a cop but realized I liked drinking beer and smoking pot so I quit and started my own business. I should fit in nicely here with you all. And I do not have a faggot ass blog or any such shit. I have never felt queer enough to try crossfit. I hate kettlebells. I guess that about covers it.
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JDub wrote:Just joined up here. I'm 33 y/o and white. I'm on TRT. I enjoy racist humor. I used to dabble in strength sports. I used to be a cop but realized I liked drinking beer and smoking pot so I quit and started my own business. I should fit in nicely here with you all. And I do not have a faggot ass blog or any such shit. I have never felt queer enough to try crossfit. I hate kettlebells. I guess that about covers it.
Calm down tiger - you had them at 'white'.
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Bobby
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If you used to be a cop you must be "husky".
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
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Holeyfraggaroley
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Fuck I thought it was an EZ sock puppet for a moment. It screamed Tranny. Tits or GTFO!
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JDub wrote:Just joined up here. I'm 33 y/o and white. I'm on HRT. I enjoy racist humor. I used to dabble in strength sports. I used to be a cop but realized I liked drinking beer and smoking pot so I quit and started my own business. I should fit in nicely here with you all. And I do not have a faggot ass blog or any such shit. I have never felt queer enough to try crossfit. I hate kettlebells. I guess that about covers it.
Reading all the signs. Pre-Op?
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Bob Wildes
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I don't know. There's a lot of achyballers here.

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Kazuya Mishima
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Post by Kazuya Mishima »

JDub wrote:I enjoy racist humor.
You mean like this?

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Or, you mean like this?

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Or, maybe even this?

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Or, were you referring to nigger jokes?
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Shapecharge
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We're gonna have to start ranking these intro threads. This one is not bad. He's young enough his ass is prolly not wrecked yet. Welcome my new young friend.
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JDub wrote:Just joined up here. I'm 33 y/o and white. I'm on TRT. I enjoy racist humor. I used to dabble in strength sports. I used to be a cop but realized I liked drinking beer and smoking pot so I quit and started my own business. I should fit in nicely here with you all. And I do not have a faggot ass blog or any such shit. I have never felt queer enough to try crossfit. I hate kettlebells. I guess that about covers it.
How do you feel about bagua, heavyhands, blueberries, and camping trips?

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The Ginger Beard Man
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Dont worry, he is gay. He's into bodyweight training.
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Kenny X
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JDub wrote:Just joined up here. I'm 33 y/o and white. I'm on TRT. I enjoy racist humor. I used to dabble in strength sports. I used to be a cop but realized I liked drinking beer and smoking pot so I quit and started my own business. I should fit in nicely here with you all. And I do not have a faggot ass blog or any such shit. I have never felt queer enough to try crossfit. I hate kettlebells. I guess that about covers it.

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Jay
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Re: New here.

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TRT = new way of publicly justifying you take juice, suck it up and up the dose.

and cops are assholes
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Hymen Asshole
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should have stayed a dope smoking, beer drinking cop so you could look like these assholes

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