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Here, in answer to a request no one made, are a few paragraphs of dinosaur erotica:



Azog stood, back to the wall, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. She wondered if it would kill her first, or if her limbs would be sliced from her body as the beast gorged on her.

Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed one naked, heaving breast. The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast's flesh against her own.

She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin.

J

First gay hobbit porn and now this.

Jesus wept.

Can we at least get back to heterosexual mammal sex?

Is that real gold?

Fucking comedians up in here.

Jesus Timmah! You're really scrapping the barrel here with your new books. I liked how "Christie Sims" name was photoshopped on there. You're not fooling any one of us with that but on a positive note, at least the covers you stole weren't as bad as usual.

I, for one, am glad mr sea hill has a lucrative side business like this. Very exciting writing!

Holy Fucking Dinocock!

What's next? Is Fred going to come home and find Wilma 69ing Dino?

Temptation to make senior jokes has been successfully resisted.

Good money in porn.

From another chapter:

I live a double life as a cross dressing, fossil fucker. I've been seeing this old coot for about three dates, and things are starting to heat up. The problem is that he has no idea that I'm a man...he didn't even think it was odd that I almost beat him at arm wrestling the other night. Anyways, he's made it pretty clear that he wants to take it to the next level, and while I really like nothing more than a Viagra fueled cock up my arse...I just REALLY don't feel it with this guy. I tried to scare him off by telling him that I have hepatitis c in an email, and I haven't heard back yet.

So, what do I do if he doesn't take the hint. He's been through a lot the last few years with cabins burning down and shit. Should I tell him that I has Teh AIDZ? Do I show him my cock? Or, just tell him that he's not my type?

So fucking stupid.

The velociraptor never lived in the desert

seeahill wrote:Here, in answer to a request no one made, are a few paragraphs of dinosaur erotica:



J

Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.

Turdacious wrote:From another chapter:

I live a double life as a cross dressing, fossil fucker. I've been seeing this old coot for about three dates, and things are starting to heat up. The problem is that he has no idea that I'm a man...he didn't even think it was odd that I almost beat him at arm wrestling the other night. Anyways, he's made it pretty clear that he wants to take it to the next level, and while I really like nothing more than a Viagra fueled cock up my arse...I just REALLY don't feel it with this guy. I tried to scare him off by telling him that I have hepatitis c in an email, and I haven't heard back yet.

So, what do I do if he doesn't take the hint. He's been through a lot the last few years with cabins burning down and shit. Should I tell him that I has Teh AIDZ? Do I show him my cock? Or, just tell him that he's not my type?

See?

This is how Turd and Terry..the unlikeliest of allies... are turning this week around.

Fuckin Finally, some professionalism.

"Dinosaur" is just a device for saying "black man". This enables white men with small peckers to get off on inter-racial porn where they are racist or in denial. The fascination and fear of white men in regard to "black men" and "savages" with bigger penises is well documented. There's an element of jealousy mixed with revulsion mixed with homosexual attraction mixed with strong feelings of self-loathing and guilt. A potent cocktail. Hence Andy's obsession with "dinosaur sex".

Gorbachev wrote:"Dinosaur" is just a device for saying "black man". This enables white men with small peckers to get off on inter-racial porn where they are racist or in denial. The fascination and fear of white men in regard to "black men" and "savages" with bigger penises is well documented. There's an element of jealousy mixed with revulsion mixed with homosexual attraction mixed with strong feelings of self-loathing and guilt. A potent cocktail. Hence Andy's obsession with "dinosaur sex".

So you say you love niggers with big cocks. Why don't you just say it instead of beating around the bush with all that projection?

Andy80 wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:"Dinosaur" is just a device for saying "black man". This enables white men with small peckers to get off on inter-racial porn where they are racist or in denial. The fascination and fear of white men in regard to "black men" and "savages" with bigger penises is well documented. There's an element of jealousy mixed with revulsion mixed with homosexual attraction mixed with strong feelings of self-loathing and guilt. A potent cocktail. Hence Andy's obsession with "dinosaur sex".

So you say you love niggers with big cocks. Why don't you just say it instead of beating around the bush with all that projection?

I'm not the one posting dinosaur porn. Anyway, there is nothing wrong with being gay or being attracted to black men. It's 2013. Time to love being you, Andy.

Gorbachev wrote:

Andy80 wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:"Dinosaur" is just a device for saying "black man". This enables white men with small peckers to get off on inter-racial porn where they are racist or in denial. The fascination and fear of white men in regard to "black men" and "savages" with bigger penises is well documented. There's an element of jealousy mixed with revulsion mixed with homosexual attraction mixed with strong feelings of self-loathing and guilt. A potent cocktail. Hence Andy's obsession with "dinosaur sex".

So you say you love niggers with big cocks. Why don't you just say it instead of beating around the bush with all that projection?

I'm not the one posting dinosaur porn. Anyway, there is nothing wrong with being gay or being attracted to black men. It's 2013. Time to love being you, Andy.

You dumb fuck. I'm not seahill nor am I gay. I know there's nothing wrong with being gay but you'll never get to suck my cock no matter how you beg. Men just don't appeal to me. Not even if they're jew trannies hiding behind a russian user name like you.

Andy80 wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:

Andy80 wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:"Dinosaur" is just a device for saying "black man". This enables white men with small peckers to get off on inter-racial porn where they are racist or in denial. The fascination and fear of white men in regard to "black men" and "savages" with bigger penises is well documented. There's an element of jealousy mixed with revulsion mixed with homosexual attraction mixed with strong feelings of self-loathing and guilt. A potent cocktail. Hence Andy's obsession with "dinosaur sex".

So you say you love niggers with big cocks. Why don't you just say it instead of beating around the bush with all that projection?

I'm not the one posting dinosaur porn. Anyway, there is nothing wrong with being gay or being attracted to black men. It's 2013. Time to love being you, Andy.

You dumb fuck. I'm not seahill nor am I gay. I know there's nothing wrong with being gay but you'll never get to suck my cock no matter how you beg. Men just don't appeal to me. Not even if they're jew trannies hiding behind a russian user name like you.

I didn't say you posted anything. You're very defensive.....and passionate. Are you flirting with me? Am I being groomed?

Gorbachev wrote:

Andy80 wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:

Andy80 wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:"Dinosaur" is just a device for saying "black man". This enables white men with small peckers to get off on inter-racial porn where they are racist or in denial. The fascination and fear of white men in regard to "black men" and "savages" with bigger penises is well documented. There's an element of jealousy mixed with revulsion mixed with homosexual attraction mixed with strong feelings of self-loathing and guilt. A potent cocktail. Hence Andy's obsession with "dinosaur sex".

So you say you love niggers with big cocks. Why don't you just say it instead of beating around the bush with all that projection?

I'm not the one posting dinosaur porn. Anyway, there is nothing wrong with being gay or being attracted to black men. It's 2013. Time to love being you, Andy.

You dumb fuck. I'm not seahill nor am I gay. I know there's nothing wrong with being gay but you'll never get to suck my cock no matter how you beg. Men just don't appeal to me. Not even if they're jew trannies hiding behind a russian user name like you.

I didn't say you posted anything. You're very defensive.....and passionate. Are you flirting with me? Am I being groomed?

OK stalker. That's enough.

I don't think dinosaurs have tongues

^^ Yeah, but their tales a HUGE!

DARTH wrote:^^ Yeah, but their tales are HUGE!

Like, more than 500 pages?

I was born for this kind of writing. Here's some working titles from my forthcoming $2.99 Kindle Erotica Library:


Assfucking Assaholic Arabs (Middle-Eastern Gay Erotica)
I Got the Moves Like Tyson (Adam Levine fisting fantasy)
Tranny Transformers: An Ed Zachary, Sci-Fi Erotic, Choose Your Own Adventure Book
Beastmode Shaf and the Temple of Power Bears (title explains itself)
There's a Little Yellow Dick in My Big Red Tent (Baffled and Shapecharge inspired camping fantasy)

seeahill wrote:Here, in answer to a request no one made, are a few paragraphs of dinosaur erotica:



Azog stood, back to the wall, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. She wondered if it would kill her first, or if her limbs would be sliced from her body as the beast gorged on her.

Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed one naked, heaving breast. The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast's flesh against her own.

She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin.

J

Andy80 wrote:

Gorbachev wrote:"Dinosaur" is just a device for saying "black man". This enables white men with small peckers to get off on inter-racial porn where they are racist or in denial. The fascination and fear of white men in regard to "black men" and "savages" with bigger penises is well documented. There's an element of jealousy mixed with revulsion mixed with homosexual attraction mixed with strong feelings of self-loathing and guilt. A potent cocktail. Hence Andy's obsession with "dinosaur sex".

So you say you love niggers with big cocks. Why don't you just say it instead of beating around the bush with all that projection?

Sad that you can't finish a sentence that mentions blacks without including the word "cock" in it though sort of refreshing in your transparency.