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Little things make an intro. Past experience, training goals, porn posting ability, comic ability.
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tough old man wrote:Little things make an intro. Past experience, training goals, porn posting ability, comic ability.
Nugget that.

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I never did an introduction. After being accused of being rant on the P&B and here I didn't really see a need.
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Ed Zachary wrote:I never did an introduction. After being accused of being rant on the P&B and here I didn't really see a need.
Here, I'll do one for you...

"My name is EZ...I piss excellence, and I like big dicked trannies. And fuck you!"

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:I never did an introduction. After being accused of being rant on the P&B and here I didn't really see a need.
Here, I'll do one for you...

"My name is EZ...I piss excellence, and I like big dicked trannies. And fuck you!"
I'm going hire you to write all my work related emails and letters for me.
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No pressure, eh?

I feel like I'm standing on the edge of the roof of a tall building with a rope around my nuts and the other end attached to a rock I've got to drop off the edge.

You guys really want people to post an intro (except Pinky), you might want to make it more clear. I've been reading posts for three or four days before I figuered that out.

I used to have an account here and either forgot the username or it was a board or two ago. Maybe back when Garm actually posted here. I've been lurking here because the P&B was down and no one there bothered to send me the new link (thanks Shaf). Now that I do have the new link to P&B, this still seems like a decent place.

Plus, you guys have this emoticon, which I've never seen anywhere: :-({|=

I haven't gone kettleqweer yet, but I lift AND run, which still seems to be a fairly unique comibnation on the interwebz. To show for it, I've got a powerlifters gut and distance runners arms.

Lifting was going okay until my test levels dropped back in 2006. Since then, on and off, I've been fucking around with various forms of hrt still aiming for that 3/4/5 that has eluded me since before the "bad period".

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tough old man wrote:Little things make an intro. Past experience, training goals, porn posting ability, comic ability.
Past experience in what? Job? College? Having a sex sandwich with your Mom and sister? Training goals-? Bwahahahaha Nigger please


Ok...I'll play...


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Master_Blaster wrote:
tough old man wrote:Little things make an intro. Past experience, training goals, porn posting ability, comic ability.
Past experience in what? Job? College? Having a sex sandwich with your Mom and sister? Training goals-? Bwahahahaha Nigger please


Ok...I'll play...


I train Westcyde but I like to stay shredded brah :hda:

This is an extraordinarily weak effort.
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I generally disregard every one of these fucktards until they've opened a training log. Then I don't care if they are meatheads, pajama dancers, endurance/KB homos or program hoppers like Mick, in general if it keeps a log, it might be worth listening.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:I generally disregard every one of these fucktards until they've opened a training log. Then I don't care if they are meatheads, pajama dancers, endurance/KB homos or program hoppers like Mick, in general if it keeps a log, it might be worth listening.

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BD, point proven. Just pull the plug.
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You knew Dbag was awesome when his handle is "Master Blaster" and he has a picture of the Punisher. Wonder if he got his Westside cert from @ft?

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nafod wrote:
Pinky wrote:
tough old man wrote:Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap.
Newbie introductions are always terrible...Random introductions from people who will likely never write anything anyone cares to respond to are pointless.
All I get out of them is the fact that someone new is on the board (bring your checkbook?), and an opportunity for some comic riffing.

We chased off an Air Force pilot some years ago, so it does serve its purpose every now and then.
Shit. That's not such an accomplishment. No wonder there's so much complaining about the quality of the inhabitants around here...
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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You knew Dbag was awesome when his handle is "Master Blaster" and he has a picture of the Punisher. Wonder if he got his Westside cert from @ft?

Did I say Westcyde? I meant 5-3-1. My bad.
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New member here...from Argentina, of all places.

29 years old, finishing up school (Electronic Engineering) and working in an electronics lab. Been doing FMA (PTK and DBMA) for the last 6 years and some BJJ (very basic stuff). My interest in fitness started around 2007 (mandatory college health check said high cholesterol...took up running). Did quite a bit of BW stuff and some time ago became acquainted with Miss Barbell. Balancing school, work, MA and weights has been a bit of a problem, but I'm getting there...

MA goals are to participate in a Dog Brothers Gathering (2014? 2015?) and eventually take BJJ more seriously. As for fitness, getting my barbell lifts up to some decent level (2xBW DL, 1,5BW FS, etc.) is my main goal, plus working some shitty mobility issues. Will be opening a log tomorrow.

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