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Koko, Beware wrote:There was a pretty good exchange between Lord Rip and Master North, the Leader of Attitude Nation, on ss.com a while back. Gotta find it again. Some gems.

Edit: yep, beginning here: http://startingstrength.com/resources/f ... 226&page=7
That entire thread on Starting Strength (and indeed maybe every Starting Strength forumz thread ever) is Exhibit A for why the Internet should have been kept limited to scientists comparing research results.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Koko, Beware wrote:There was a pretty good excbe ihange between Lord Rip and Master North, the Leader of Attitude Nation, on ss.com a while back. Gotta find it again. Some gems.

Edit: yep, beginning here: http://startingstrength.com/resources/f ... 226&page=7
That entire thread on Starting Strength (and indeed maybe every Starting Strength forumz thread ever) is Exhibit A for why the Internet should have been kept limited to scientists comparing research results.

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Man on man sex everywhere nowadays.
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Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote: Also fyi my phone wants to autocorrect wildgorillaman to wild go fill a man. Heyoooo
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Why you guys gotta be so gay and shit?
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syaigh wrote:Why you guys gotta be so gay and shit?
You're saying you don't like the thought of two blocky boys getting it on?

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syaigh wrote:Why you guys gotta be so gay and shit?
The Gorilla doesn't swing from just trees? I don't know...

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:North may have no dick, but he IS a total dick,

tantrum throwing....
girlfriend punching....
shitheel strutting.....

and a shitty coach in the classic CF tradition where you berate your lifters as a psych up....

I'm sorry chump...if your lifer needs a bunch of external psych to be on the platform, you have not done your job...only shitbirds and domestic violence victims responds to that style.
He punched his girlfriend? What's the story behind that?

Is that the chick he is now married to?
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I read two pages of that, went blind.

North just made Rip look like he was sane in those first two pages. That guy is something else...


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Testiclaw wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:North may have no dick, but he IS a total dick,

tantrum throwing....
girlfriend punching....
shitheel strutting.....

and a shitty coach in the classic CF tradition where you berate your lifters as a psych up....

I'm sorry chump...if your lifer needs a bunch of external psych to be on the platform, you have not done your job...only shitbirds and domestic violence victims responds to that style.
He punched his girlfriend? What's the story behind that?

Is that the chick he is now married to?
I multiple eyewitnesses. He punched her after missing a lift at a meet. Yes..same chick.
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Reading that thread he comes off as a bit of a whiny bitch. Whining about having to squat and lift weights and how hard it is.
Blaidd Drwg wrote:and a shitty coach in the classic CF tradition where you berate your lifters as a psych up....
Do say more.

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Well...at least he didn't leave her in Iceland. Oh wait, that guy hits women too.
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Koko, Beware wrote:Well...at least he didn't leave her in Iceland. Oh wait, that guy hits women too.
Who was that?
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Wasn't that the outlaw guy or something who ditched his chick in Iceland?

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Yeah, it was Rudy TEH OUTLAW!!! IIRC it was his wife that he hit, and he ditched her for the muscly negress, who he then ditched in Iceland.

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Funny thing. If weightlifting provided scholarships or a means to make a living (which wasn't the case before muscle driver came on the scene), we'd have a viable men's Olympic team. I see freaks on a regular basis who could outlift most of the guys on our current national team (said woman abuser included) but would rather play football or throw for track and field. Shame really.
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syaigh wrote:Funny thing. If weightlifting provided scholarships or a means to make a living (which wasn't the case before muscle driver came on the scene), we'd have a viable men's Olympic team. I see freaks on a regular basis who could outlift most of the guys on our current national team (said woman abuser included) but would rather play football or throw for track and field. Shame really.
I'm not around any Olympic lifters so I can't speak on that but I agree that if money were involved things would be different. I'm just curious, what kind of money is muscle driver putting up for their lifters? And where is all the money coming from? I can't imagine they are getting rich from equipment sales but I've been wrong before.
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As a disinterested observer, the largest problem I see with American Weightlifting is that even at the highest levels, it seems to be populated with people who think that a 550 pound back squat is actually impressive, and not pitifully weak for anyone who wants to compete in any competitions that actually matter (i.e. not any American ones).

Along with this seems to go the absolutely stunning attitude that winning the American Nationals is impressive, a not a terrible mark of shame that you're slumming it.

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Go in any large CF gym and count up the MD equipment. Like tens of thousands of dollars worth. I wonder if they offered college scholarships instead of sponsoring jackasses how that would change things .. . .
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syaigh wrote:Funny thing. If weightlifting provided scholarships or a means to make a living (which wasn't the case before muscle driver came on the scene), we'd have a viable men's Olympic team. I see freaks on a regular basis who could outlift most of the guys on our current national team (said woman abuser included) but would rather play football or throw for track and field. Shame really.
it isn't a shame, its called playing a sport that can potentially make them money (or get them a scholarship) over lifting weights..

The problem with weightlifting in America is its essentially a training day as a meet, its fucking boring as a sport. All lifting really is. We like it, but the vast majority of people are never going to give a shit about it.


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syaigh wrote:Go in any large CF gym and count up the MD equipment. Like tens of thousands of dollars worth. I wonder if they offered college scholarships instead of sponsoring jackasses how that would change things .. . .
I live on the southwest Virginia and southern West Virginia border, hillbilly country. We have one crosscut that just opened, it's a fucking dump about 500sqft with bits and pieces of handmedown equipment. So I will have to take your word for it. Like I said I'm not in the loop on this shit at all so was just kinda curious. I just assumed the big crossfit gyms went mainly with rogue fitness gear.
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Jay wrote:
syaigh wrote:Funny thing. If weightlifting provided scholarships or a means to make a living (which wasn't the case before muscle driver came on the scene), we'd have a viable men's Olympic team. I see freaks on a regular basis who could outlift most of the guys on our current national team (said woman abuser included) but would rather play football or throw for track and field. Shame really.
it isn't a shame, its called playing a sport that can potentially make them money (or get them a scholarship) over lifting weights..

The problem with weightlifting in America is its essentially a training day as a meet, its fucking boring as a sport. All lifting really is. We like it, but the vast majority of people are never going to give a shit about it.
You could say the same around a bunch of field events, too. But they have scholarships for shotputters and discus throwers and they do okay.

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tzg wrote:
Jay wrote:
syaigh wrote:Funny thing. If weightlifting provided scholarships or a means to make a living (which wasn't the case before muscle driver came on the scene), we'd have a viable men's Olympic team. I see freaks on a regular basis who could outlift most of the guys on our current national team (said woman abuser included) but would rather play football or throw for track and field. Shame really.
it isn't a shame, its called playing a sport that can potentially make them money (or get them a scholarship) over lifting weights..

The problem with weightlifting in America is its essentially a training day as a meet, its fucking boring as a sport. All lifting really is. We like it, but the vast majority of people are never going to give a shit about it.
You could say the same around a bunch of field events, too. But they have scholarships for shotputters and discus throwers and they do okay.
Exactly, that's the thing... scholarships. Not many people want to play a sport with almost nothing as a return

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Jay wrote:
tzg wrote:
Jay wrote:
syaigh wrote:Funny thing. If weightlifting provided scholarships or a means to make a living (which wasn't the case before muscle driver came on the scene), we'd have a viable men's Olympic team. I see freaks on a regular basis who could outlift most of the guys on our current national team (said woman abuser included) but would rather play football or throw for track and field. Shame really.
it isn't a shame, its called playing a sport that can potentially make them money (or get them a scholarship) over lifting weights..

The problem with weightlifting in America is its essentially a training day as a meet, its fucking boring as a sport. All lifting really is. We like it, but the vast majority of people are never going to give a shit about it.
You could say the same around a bunch of field events, too. But they have scholarships for shotputters and discus throwers and they do okay.
Exactly, that's the thing... scholarships. Not many people want to play a sport with almost nothing as a return
You'd need high schools with programs to make it work.
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OCG wrote:As a disinterested observer, the largest problem I see with American Weightlifting is that even at the highest levels, it seems to be populated with people who think that a 550 pound back squat is actually impressive, and not pitifully weak for anyone who wants to compete in any competitions that actually matter (i.e. not any American ones).

Along with this seems to go the absolutely stunning attitude that winning the American Nationals is impressive, a not a terrible mark of shame that you're slumming it.

Know how I know you're fucking gay? You said BACK SQUAT.
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