Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?

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Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?

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Seems tailored for SEALs, average sailors, and folks like Bram.

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Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
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Master_Blaster wrote:Faggle-bells
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:Faggle-bells

Kook-Balls?
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He is the "first in the world to do this!" Mad tai chee skillz start around 1:20. It appears he would benefit more from spending his time paddling on the board rather than flipping his paws at imaginary swampmonsters.
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=; You boys are all looking at this wrong.

[-X You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. :finga: :rock:




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DARTH wrote:=; You boys are all looking at this wrong.

[-X You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. :finga: :rock:

Or get rocks thrown at you.
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Hey man, got to go for yours and take the risks.




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Master_Blaster wrote:
DARTH wrote:=; You boys are all looking at this wrong.

[-X You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. :finga: :rock:

Or get rocks thrown at you.

All the funnier when you beat him about the neck, knees and nuts with a fucking oar. :supz:




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DARTH wrote:=; You boys are all looking at this wrong.

[-X You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. :finga: :rock:
I was thinking this would be the path to insta-laid. Maybe not so much on the Chattahoochee River, but definitely on the West Coast.
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DARTH wrote:=; You boys are all looking at this wrong.

[-X You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. :finga: :rock:
What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?
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I see what you did there. I have applied the appropriate correction to my reply title.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
DARTH wrote:=; You boys are all looking at this wrong.

[-X You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. :finga: :rock:
What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?
Awesome fucking point! =D>

I was going to say you'd clean up in Fat Cat Island or the West Coast/Resorts scene but you bring up a good point about making your living on something that looks like a seal or fish to a hungry shark.

Your about fucked. I'd try because you never know? But I think you are pretty well fucked and fish shit at that point.




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Master_Blaster wrote:Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
Behold

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Wild Bill wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
Behold

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2E3Qd5r3uM[/youtube]

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DARTH wrote:
DrDonkeyLove wrote:
DARTH wrote:=; You boys are all looking at this wrong.

[-X You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. :finga: :rock:
What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?
Awesome fucking point! =D>

I was going to say you'd clean up in Fat Cat Island or the West Coast/Resorts scene but you bring up a good point about making your living on something that looks like a seal or fish to a hungry shark.

Your about fucked. I'd try because you never know? But I think you are pretty well fucked and fish shit at that point.
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