Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
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Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Seems tailored for SEALs, average sailors, and folks like Bram.
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Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
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Master_Blaster wrote:Faggle-bells
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Master_Blaster wrote:Faggle-bells
Kook-Balls?
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Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
He is the "first in the world to do this!" Mad tai chee skillz start around 1:20. It appears he would benefit more from spending his time paddling on the board rather than flipping his paws at imaginary swampmonsters.
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DARTH wrote:You boys are all looking at this wrong.
You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit.
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Or get rocks thrown at you.
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Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Hey man, got to go for yours and take the risks.
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Master_Blaster wrote:DARTH wrote:You boys are all looking at this wrong.
You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit.
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Or get rocks thrown at you.
All the funnier when you beat him about the neck, knees and nuts with a fucking oar.

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I was thinking this would be the path to insta-laid. Maybe not so much on the Chattahoochee River, but definitely on the West Coast.DARTH wrote:You boys are all looking at this wrong.
You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit.
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What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?DARTH wrote:You boys are all looking at this wrong.
You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit.
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I see what you did there. I have applied the appropriate correction to my reply title.
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Awesome fucking point!DrDonkeyLove wrote:What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?DARTH wrote:You boys are all looking at this wrong.
You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit.
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I was going to say you'd clean up in Fat Cat Island or the West Coast/Resorts scene but you bring up a good point about making your living on something that looks like a seal or fish to a hungry shark.
Your about fucked. I'd try because you never know? But I think you are pretty well fucked and fish shit at that point.
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BeholdMaster_Blaster wrote:Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
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Wild Bill wrote:BeholdMaster_Blaster wrote:Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
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I clearly spoke too soon.
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You guys know nothing, sheesh.DARTH wrote:Awesome fucking point!DrDonkeyLove wrote:What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?DARTH wrote:You boys are all looking at this wrong.
You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit.
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I was going to say you'd clean up in Fat Cat Island or the West Coast/Resorts scene but you bring up a good point about making your living on something that looks like a seal or fish to a hungry shark.
Your about fucked. I'd try because you never know? But I think you are pretty well fucked and fish shit at that point.
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