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Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:22 pm

Those Shoreline idiots read IGx like the Satanic Bible

I dig big chicks · Post by **I dig big chicks** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:19 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Those Shoreline idiots read IGx like the Satanic Bible

I just met a bunch of them. Two were interested in good training, three were jackoffs who thought they knew everything already.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:07 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:The Shanklemobile.

I remember when I was ~13 and my yuppy suburban city was littered with those.

What a white trash excuse for a sports car.

joeyk · Post by **joeyk** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:47 pm

That car looks like the standard piece of shit car one would find in Shoreline parking lot driven by some Brandford 5 foot 6 inch complete non athlete Guido douche bag...you know the guy that when he was in 5th grade he was a decent athlete cause he was already 5 foot 6 and shaving, but his height and early puberty advantage quickly faded and he never made it past second string jv football team, but now he is a 'firebreather' at Shoreline and drives that piece of shit car.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:28 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Those Shoreline idiots read IGx like the Satanic Bible

I actually really liked that book... If you want to be a humanist with a decent code of ethics to work with, and do some theatrical rituals here and there for "intellectual decompression," you could do a lot worse.

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:38 am

http://www.mofos.com/tour/scene/orgy-at-the-gym/2174/

Time to play "Spot the Crossfit box hosting a porn shoot"

joeyk · Post by **joeyk** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:26 pm

http://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:42 pm

I thought that link was to a video of the box during non orgy time

Once again, joeyk, you fail

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:46 pm

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Those Shoreline idiots read IGx like the Satanic Bible
I actually really liked that book... If you want to be a humanist with a decent code of ethics to work with, and do some theatrical rituals here and there for "intellectual decompression," you could do a lot worse.

Yeah, but it's 100% plagiarized from 'Might is Right' and Thelemic ritual stuff from Aleister Crowley.

'Might is Right' by RR is on my annual reading list.

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:53 pm

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:17 pm

That's disturbing.

You are disturbing.

Polo Tomasi · Post by **Polo Tomasi** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:51 pm

protobuilder wrote:That's disturbing.

You are disturbing.

For once, Proto says something I fully agree with.

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:34 pm

protobuilder wrote:That's disturbing.

You are disturbing.

Well now I'm disturbed.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:21 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Those Shoreline idiots read IGx like the Satanic Bible
I actually really liked that book... If you want to be a humanist with a decent code of ethics to work with, and do some theatrical rituals here and there for "intellectual decompression," you could do a lot worse.
Yeah, but it's 100% plagiarized from 'Might is Right' and Thelemic ritual stuff from Aleister Crowley.

'Might is Right' by RR is on my annual reading list.

I thought I was the last "normal" person alive to own Might is Right.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:43 pm

Jay wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Those Shoreline idiots read IGx like the Satanic Bible
I actually really liked that book... If you want to be a humanist with a decent code of ethics to work with, and do some theatrical rituals here and there for "intellectual decompression," you could do a lot worse.
Yeah, but it's 100% plagiarized from 'Might is Right' and Thelemic ritual stuff from Aleister Crowley.

'Might is Right' by RR is on my annual reading list.
I thought I was the last "normal" person alive to own Might is Right.

Well, my normalcy is in question at times.

tonkadtx · Post by **tonkadtx** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:55 pm

It's Friday, bitches!

http://crossfitchicks.tumblr.com/

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:13 pm

tonkadtx wrote:It's Friday, bitches!

http://crossfitchicks.tumblr.com/

Nigger who died and made you WGM??

tonkadtx · Post by **tonkadtx** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:50 pm

Your wife. Only she isn't very andro, it was kind of soft and mushy. Like sexin' a beanbag chair.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:53 pm

The best, and worst, thing about that site is those little attention whores post those pictures themselves, nobody has to be a creeptastic stalker WIN WIN!~

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:59 am

Want!

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:08 am

1. There's been a lot of talk on other boards about the qualifications of @fit trainers. Everyone seems to agree that it takes experience and education to make a good coach and that there are lots of bad "coaches" or weekend wonders out in the @fit world. But it's funny that the bad trainers are always at other "boxes". Everybody commenting is lucky to be at the one box in the area with "good" trainers. They're like politicians. Everybody wants to drain the swamp but they keep electing the incumbents.

2. How many "Premier" @fit facilities can there be in any given area ? And why are all the 'premier" facilities selling discounted memberships via groupon?

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:21 pm

Its interesting. I'm finding more and more cf folks seeking out trainers outside their box who can put them on specific plans for their competition goals. The one size fits all stuff just isn't cutting it. Especially when they want to train for a strength comp. Some of the more successful boxes are dropping the cf only thing and starting to run individually focused programming and keeping mostly open gym hours.

j-cubed · Post by **j-cubed** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:23 pm

Cave Canem wrote:1. There's been a lot of talk on other boards about the qualifications of @fit trainers. Everyone seems to agree that it takes experience and education to make a good coach and that there are lots of bad "coaches" or weekend wonders out in the @fit world. But it's funny that the bad trainers are always at other "boxes". Everybody commenting is lucky to be at the one box in the area with "good" trainers. They're like politicians. Everybody wants to drain the swamp but they keep electing the incumbents.

2. How many "Premier" @fit facilities can there be in any given area ? And why are all the 'premier" facilities selling discounted memberships via groupon?

Like dojo's. All the other places are McDojo's except for the one the person you are talking to trains at.

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:25 pm

Cave Canem wrote:1. There's been a lot of talk on other boards about the qualifications of @fit trainers. Everyone seems to agree that it takes experience and education to make a good coach and that there are lots of bad "coaches" or weekend wonders out in the @fit world. But it's funny that the bad trainers are always at other "boxes". Everybody commenting is lucky to be at the one box in the area with "good" trainers. They're like politicians. Everybody wants to drain the swamp but they keep electing the incumbents.

2. How many "Premier" @fit facilities can there be in any given area ? And why are all the 'premier" facilities selling discounted memberships via groupon?

The prophecy is fulfilling itself. The rats are leaving the sinking ship. Instead of an Implosion of Hiroshima proportions- @fit will simply fade away as each box turns to real trainers and *Gasp* embraces individual specific programming.

But for now they are still Rats.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:34 am

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