The couch thread
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Post by Bud Charniga's grape ape »
"Forgive my liberal use of this phrase" -- nope, sorry. Getting murdered during a botched robbery is a shame and a tragedy for Lengel, and his friends and family. But Charlie didn't sneak across the wire and bayonet him while he was doing wallballs. That shit could have happened just as easily on his way back from the AM/PM or outside a titty bar.Joe Lengel, owner of CrossFit Toledo, was a two-time CrossFit Games athlete in the master’s division. He was murdered one morning as he was opening his gym. He was approached by five thugs, apparently with the intent to rob him, and one killed him with a shotgun blast to the chest. Forgive my liberal use of this phrase, but you don’t get much closer to being killed in the line of duty that this.
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And, looking at it, he gets a lot of support for Crossfit in both those areas, no?
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This guy loves to talk shit about Crossfit.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLED54B4B4A7DFC298 Watch the trainer's hands on technique here, hahaha.
I can't figure out how to embed links anymore. How fucking embarrassing. Im the new Bob Wildes.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Glassman has a massive boner for soldiers and LEOs.
And, looking at it, he gets a lot of support for Crossfit in both those areas, no?
Not so much...It hit it's stride on posts around 09-10. There are still groups that do it religiously but the amount of Vibrams and faggotry you witness on the day to day has decreased significantly.
Matt Wenning's work w/ some Ranger Groups in Washington is gaining tread.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://www.youtube.com/user/InfiniteElg ... ture=watch
This guy loves to talk shit about Crossfit.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLED54B4B4A7DFC298 Watch the trainer's hands on technique here, hahaha.
I can't figure out how to embed links anymore. How fucking embarrassing. Im the new Bob Wildes.
"Even the Donner Party was Great, until the shit hit the fan"
Great commentary on Crossfit. Comedy gold.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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"One..."Tirofijo wrote:
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My cousin is a redheaded german-mexican, we call him a beanerschnitzel
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Parris Island guys are hotter.stanley_white wrote:Having observed Crossfit for approximately one month I don't see much difference between it and when my Drill Instructors at Parris Island thrashed our platoon.
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What was your Fran time?stanley_white wrote:Having observed Crossfit for approximately one month I don't see much difference between it and when my Drill Instructors at Parris Island thrashed our platoon.
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Christmas Abbot in the Times. A blog called "The Workout".Competing in CrossFit is very similar to the pit crew experience, where you have tens of thousands of people watching you and you have to perform precisely without messing up. It prepares me physically for the actual task, but it also prepares me for the performance pressure.
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Disengage from the outcome and do work.
Jezzy Bell wrote:Use a fucking barbell, pansy.
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Re: The couch thread
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Here's the link.
Seems to me that a Nascar pit crew demands insect-like specificity.
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