Too Fast, Too Furious!

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DrDonkeyLove wrote:I'm sorry, I forgot to include "sensible" and "main stream" in my call for more regulation of everything dangerous (especially these dangerous movie star killing Porsche's). Don't consider it spirit crushing, consider it an opportunity to conform to the new norm. That will be very pleasant indeed.
If we had all conformed to "sensible" and "main stream" over the ages, Doc, we'd still be living in caves. You gotta take some chances to have progress. Sometimes you don't quite make it.

Wasn't it Chuck Yeager who said, "Progress is measured by smoking holes in the ground"? Gotta get out there, take some risks and sometimes die trying.

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They crashed into a tiny tree at a speed high enough to make the car burst into flames but yet the tree is unharmed? His character in F&F is Brian and he happened to die in a car crash a few days following the Brian from the Family Guy died the same way? We know that he was involved in raising funds for the Philippines though don't know what he may have found out in doing so. CIA typhoon technology? Efforts to use experimental birth control drugs in "food" intended for storm victims? Could the crash have been a drone strike? Perhaps something was in F&F 7 that nobody wanted out.

Lots of questions that need answered, friends.
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Terry B. wrote:They crashed into a tiny tree at a speed high enough to make the car burst into flames but yet the tree is unharmed? His character in F&F is Brian and he happened to die in a car crash a few days following the Brian from the Family Guy died the same way? We know that he was involved in raising funds for the Philippines though don't know what he may have found out in doing so. CIA typhoon technology? Efforts to use experimental birth control drugs in "food" intended for storm victims? Could the crash have been a drone strike? Perhaps something was in F&F 7 that nobody wanted out.

Lots of questions that need answered, friends.
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Terry B. wrote:They crashed into a tiny tree at a speed high enough to make the car burst into flames but yet the tree is unharmed? His character in F&F is Brian and he happened to die in a car crash a few days following the Brian from the Family Guy died the same way? We know that he was involved in raising funds for the Philippines though don't know what he may have found out in doing so. CIA typhoon technology? Efforts to use experimental birth control drugs in "food" intended for storm victims? Could the crash have been a drone strike? Perhaps something was in F&F 7 that nobody wanted out.

Lots of questions that need answered, friends.
When I was a kid some of my contemporaries got wrapped around a small tree like the one shown in the photo. The car was torn in half and a couple of the kids died in the accident yet the bark was barely damaged on the tree. The tree was located in part of a park where I hung out for years and never showed one bit of damage.

CIA typhoon technology is, of course, part of Obama & Bloomberg's plan to strip us of our guns and large sodas.
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If trees are so tough we should try making cars and maybe airplanes out of them.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:If trees are so tough we should try making cars and maybe airplanes out of them.
I can't think of what could go wrong.

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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Terry B. wrote:They crashed into a tiny tree at a speed high enough to make the car burst into flames but yet the tree is unharmed? His character in F&F is Brian and he happened to die in a car crash a few days following the Brian from the Family Guy died the same way? We know that he was involved in raising funds for the Philippines though don't know what he may have found out in doing so. CIA typhoon technology? Efforts to use experimental birth control drugs in "food" intended for storm victims? Could the crash have been a drone strike? Perhaps something was in F&F 7 that nobody wanted out.

Lots of questions that need answered, friends.
When I was a kid some of my contemporaries got wrapped around a small tree like the one shown in the photo. The car was torn in half and a couple of the kids died in the accident yet the bark was barely damaged on the tree. The tree was located in part of a park where I hung out for years and never showed one bit of damage.

CIA typhoon technology is, of course, part of Obama & Bloomberg's plan to strip us of our guns and large sodas.
You never questioned why the kid was struck down by the powers that be? Did he hack into a classified system? Was it a message to his parents to keep quiet? Was it part of an experimental mind-control project?
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I've never heard of the guy so I personally don't give a big fat flying fuck how he died.

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tough old man wrote:I've never heard of the guy so I personally don't give a big fat flying fuck how he died.

Just saying...
They obviously have erased your entire memory of the event. Do you ever hear humming noises before you go to sleep? Do you experience insomnia? Have you ever woken to find your ass sore and in a tent in a national park? If not, do you like camping?
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tough old man wrote:I've never heard of the guy so I personally don't give a big fat flying fuck how he died.

Just saying...
How is this possible? :-s The Fast and Furious franchise grossed billions of dollars. It made Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and Michelle Rodriguez's careers. Do you live in America?
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Re: Too Fast, Too Furious!

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Hmmmm, will it be impossible to keep Porsche Carrera GT's in stock and is this perfersely the best Porsche advertising in decades? I suspect so.
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The more I hear, the more I think Paul Walker was a pretty cool bro.
Kyle Upham and his fianceé were browsing a jewelry store in Santa Barbara in 2004 — just before Kyle was deployed to Iraq for a second tour of duty — when a fellow shopper began to help them with their engagement ring purchase, CBS reports.

“I noticed there was someone else in there, but didn’t give it much thought, and we started looking at rings and whatnot, and he kept saying, ‘Go bigger’ and I kept saying, ‘No, look at the prices,’” Kristen Upham, who is now married to Kyle, says. Kyle began talking with the stranger and realized it was Paul Walker.

After Walker found out that Upham was about to be deployed, he took matters into his own hands. The couple left the store without the $9,000 ring, but a saleswoman called them and told them to come back. “One of the ladies came out holding a bag and just said, ‘Here’s your ring.’ I think both of our mouths dropped,” Kristen says



Read more: Paul Walker Bought Engagement Ring for Military Couple | TIME.com http://entertainment.time.com/2013/12/0 ... z2mcCkzD4W
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