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A man who was fed up with his girlfriend's incessant Christmas shopping responded to her request for one more look around a mall shoe store by leaping seven floors to his death.

The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.

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At least he died doing what she loved.

Shop 'til you drop.

Accelerate your life

I will let you all in on the secret to having a great Christmas mall experience: bump 4mg dilaudid.

You may need more dilaudid or a stimulant of unknown quantity depending on SELF to get the full experience.

Then smoke a big dank blunt and the mall is your oyster.

I had a buddy in college who choked down an 1/8 oz of mushrooms so he could deal with going to Costco with his girlfriend.

Costco. Not the mall.

They didn't work out.

Shrooms at a mall or Costco would be a gamble.

But perhaps a gamble worth taking. Stack 'em up with a Molly to keep shit under control.