EZ in a nutshell

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EZ in a nutshell

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So, I'm sitting on a bench next to Ginmaster and EZ, and this young woman with a world class posterior bends over in front of me...like a foot away. I don't want to be caught staring so I turn my head and pretend I'm not looking.

Gin gives me a chin nod gesturing at her.

EZ says "Goddamn Shaf! DONT MISS THAT!" and pointed.
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Gotta love 'em.

=D> =D> =D>
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Hahahaha! I bet EZ is a blast to hang out with. I'm sure we would get along great. I'm sure it was a good time.
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EZ never went nowhere he didn't know nobody. GAWD DAMN HES MAGNIFICENT
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=D> =D>

Absolutley fantastic. Nothing wrong with a serious lack of subtlety.
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LOL

I talk so much shit it just all kind of runs together.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:So, I'm sitting on a bench next to Ginmaster and EZ, and this young woman with a world class posterior bends over in front of me...like a foot away. I don't want to be caught staring so I turn my head and pretend I'm not looking.

Gin gives me a chin nod gesturing at her.

EZ says "Goddamn Shaf! DONT MISS THAT!" and pointed.
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I don't have much of a filter. Makes for good times around sensitive folks.
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My mom wanted to adopt him.....I think she was trying to trade up.
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She does walking lunges for days to build that.

But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
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Where can I download the pics?
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The Nightman wrote:She does walking lunges for days to build that.

But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
Who we talking about here? Your facilities manager?
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The Nightman wrote:She does walking lunges for days to build that.

But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
Yeah you can tell she works her ass off.
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This thread is worthless without ass pics.

EZ, Shaf, this chick. Whatever.
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You asked for a pic....
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:My mom wanted to adopt him.....I think she was trying to trade up.
The Nightman wrote:She does walking lunges for days to build that.

But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
Any pics of BD's mom?
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