Love under the tree
A gift shared by you and me
And Santa makes three
Xmas haiku
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nafod
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Xmas haiku
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Protobuilder
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Re: Xmas haiku
Pics?nafod wrote:Love under the tree
A gift shared by you and me
And Santa makes three
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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syaigh
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Re: Xmas haiku
Whiskey and anger
Blended with some poor judgement
Them's some fightin'n words
Blended with some poor judgement
Them's some fightin'n words
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Re: Xmas haiku
I wake reluctant
Sis gives Claus a suck
Presents for all
Sis gives Claus a suck
Presents for all
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Hanglow Joe
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Re: Xmas haiku
Scotch glass in my hand
Kids opening their presents
Wife refills whisky
Kids opening their presents
Wife refills whisky
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Mickey O'neil
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Re: Xmas haiku
Wife working today
I'm cleaning and cooking
No time to masturbate
I'm cleaning and cooking
No time to masturbate
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nafod
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Re: Xmas haiku
HehMickey O'neil wrote:Wife working today
I'm cleaning and cooking
No time to masturbate
Don’t believe everything you think.
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DrDonkeyLove
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Re: Xmas haiku
Holy night stars shine
manger baby poor teen bride
It's different now
manger baby poor teen bride
It's different now
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
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DrDonkeyLove
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Re: Xmas haiku
Leopards shred paper
cardboard plastic entrails fly
Beasts feast merrily
cardboard plastic entrails fly
Beasts feast merrily
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
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Re: Xmas haiku
Propain tanks alight
shit, rigid and liquid, begone
cabin goes ablaze
shit, rigid and liquid, begone
cabin goes ablaze
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