Xmas haiku

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Xmas haiku

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Love under the tree
A gift shared by you and me
And Santa makes three
Don’t believe everything you think.
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nafod wrote:Love under the tree
A gift shared by you and me
And Santa makes three
Pics?
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Whiskey and anger
Blended with some poor judgement
Them's some fightin'n words
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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I wake reluctant
Sis gives Claus a suck
Presents for all
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Scotch glass in my hand
Kids opening their presents
Wife refills whisky
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Wife working today
I'm cleaning and cooking
No time to masturbate
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Mickey O'neil wrote:Wife working today
I'm cleaning and cooking
No time to masturbate
Heh
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Holy night stars shine
manger baby poor teen bride
It's different now
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Leopards shred paper
cardboard plastic entrails fly
Beasts feast merrily
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Propain tanks alight
shit, rigid and liquid, begone
cabin goes ablaze
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