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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of the free man from the slave.

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ab g-d wrote:I can't understand how, given the training they did, the cavemen beat the dinosaurs.

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ab g-d wrote:I can't understand how, given the training they did, the cavemen beat the dinosaurs.

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ab g-d wrote:I can't understand how, given the training they did, the cavemen beat the dinosaurs.

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There Are Much Worse Things To Believe In
Sung by: Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello

Elvis: There are cynics, there are skeptics
There are legions of dispassionate dyspeptics
Who regard this time of year as a maudlin insincere
Cheezy crass commercial travesty of all that we hold dear
Stephen: When they think that
Well, I can hear it
But I pity them their lack of Christmas spirit
For in a world like ours, take it from Stephen
There are much worse things to believe in.

Elvis: A redeemer and a savior, an obese man giving toys for good behavior
Stephen: The faith in what might be and the hope that we might see
The answer to all sorrow in a box beneath the tree
Find them foolish
Elvis: Sentimental
Stephen: Well you’re clearly none too bright
Both: so we’ll be gentle
Stephen: Don’t even try to start vaguely conceiving
Both: Of all much worse things to believe in

Stephen: Believe in the judgment, believe in Jihad
Believe in a thousand variations on a dark and spiteful god
Elvis: You’ve got your money, you’ve got your power
You’ve got your science, and all the planets going to end within the hour
Stephen: You’ve got your dreams that don’t come true
Elvis: You’ve got the ones that do
Stephen: Then you’ve got your nothing
Both: Some folks believe in nothing
But if you believe in nothing
Then what’s to keep the nothing from coming for you

Stephen: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
Now if you’ll forgive me there’s a lot to do here
There are stockings still unhung
Colored lights I haven’t strung
Elvis: And a one-man four-part Christmas carol waiting to be sung
Stephen: Call me silly, call me sappy
Call me many things, the first of which is happy
You doubt, but you’re sad
I don’t, but I’m glad
Both: I guess we’re even
Stephen: At least that’s what I believe in
Both: And there are much worse things
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Long before Santa Claus first drove his sleigh with eight tiny reindeer, his Viking ancestor was flying through the wintry Scandinavian night on his eight-legged steed, bringing bread to people in need.
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ab g-d wrote:I can't understand how, given the training they did, the cavemen beat the dinosaurs.

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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule

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ab g-d wrote:I can't understand how, given the training they did, the cavemen beat the dinosaurs.

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ab g-d wrote:I can't understand how, given the training they did, the cavemen beat the dinosaurs.

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A great Christmas story. Give it a few minutes.

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