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Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.

33 yo male, 5"11, 80kg, blonde, blue eyes... Australian born, lived in England 15 years, now back in boganville Aus.

Been playing with kbs and posting shit (and training log) on DJs forum for years, change from one program to another approximately every 7-8 minutes. Have a 9 month old boy and therefore about 3 minutes a day to train.

Currently following Sonnon's OALC progression and last night hit 10 mins at 9 rpm with a wrong style 24kg.

Now I'm here take your knowledges and offer absolutely fuck all in return.

Lucky you...
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It appears you've slipped under the radar. I didn't know gay marriage was the norm in Aus. Congrats on the 9 mo. old son and raising him in a two parent family.
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They have spiders that can kill you, in Australia I hear.
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Your post comes up here on a Sunday in late winter. In America, god damn it, that's football time. If you had any sense, you'd have waited until after the Super Bowl. What the fuck is wrong with you.
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I was going to say something sarcastic and snarky but then I realized I just don't give a shit.
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I love Australian accents. Can you teach me some of the lingo, mate?
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Cave Canem wrote:I was going to say something sarcastic and snarky but then I realized I just don't give a shit.
Aww, go on...
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aussie luke wrote:Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.
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Turdacious wrote:
aussie luke wrote:Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.
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I knew you'd be pleased
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Fucking Criminal!

Buggery me thinks?




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80 kg? What's that in hectares? We speak English around here.
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80kg=4.884 poods.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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Welcome Inmate!

Now STFU.
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Convict conditioning might be better for you,seeing that you started your life in kind of a penal colony?
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Aussie Luke traveling home.
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Are blueberries in season down where you are?
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Proto thinking about having a holiday?
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Bobby wrote:Proto thinking about having a holiday?
That's dependant on hm googling Australia's age of consent.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Bobby wrote:Proto thinking about having a holiday?
That's dependant on hm googling Australia's age of consent.
I thought it was strawberries that got proto's rocks off..
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Bobby wrote:80kg=4.884 poods.
=D> That was good.


AussieLuke; I know your posts from occasionally viewing Dan John's Q&A forum. I concur about you offering fuck all in return.

Just kidding, welcome etc. Don't mention the fucking ashes.
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nafod wrote:80 kg? What's that in hectares? We speak English around here.
80kg = 0.5 Americans
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80kg would be an american M size t-shirt.
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