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aussie luke · Post by **aussie luke** » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:50 pm

Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.

33 yo male, 5"11, 80kg, blonde, blue eyes... Australian born, lived in England 15 years, now back in boganville Aus.

Been playing with kbs and posting shit (and training log) on DJs forum for years, change from one program to another approximately every 7-8 minutes. Have a 9 month old boy and therefore about 3 minutes a day to train.

Currently following Sonnon's OALC progression and last night hit 10 mins at 9 rpm with a wrong style 24kg.

Now I'm here take your knowledges and offer absolutely fuck all in return.

Lucky you...

DikTracy6000 · Post by **DikTracy6000** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:55 am

It appears you've slipped under the radar. I didn't know gay marriage was the norm in Aus. Congrats on the 9 mo. old son and raising him in a two parent family.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:06 am

They have spiders that can kill you, in Australia I hear.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:22 am

Your post comes up here on a Sunday in late winter. In America, god damn it, that's football time. If you had any sense, you'd have waited until after the Super Bowl. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:26 am

I was going to say something sarcastic and snarky but then I realized I just don't give a shit.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:41 am

I love Australian accents. Can you teach me some of the lingo, mate?

aussie luke · Post by **aussie luke** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:40 am

Cave Canem wrote:I was going to say something sarcastic and snarky but then I realized I just don't give a shit.

Aww, go on...

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:06 am

aussie luke wrote:Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.

aussie luke · Post by **aussie luke** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:23 am

Turdacious wrote:
aussie luke wrote:Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.

I knew you'd be pleased

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:28 am

Fucking Criminal!

Buggery me thinks?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:48 am

80 kg? What's that in hectares? We speak English around here.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:15 am

80kg=4.884 poods.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:45 am

Welcome Inmate!

Now STFU.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:59 am

Convict conditioning might be better for you,seeing that you started your life in kind of a penal colony?

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:17 am

Aussie Luke traveling home.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:05 pm

Are blueberries in season down where you are?

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:45 pm

Proto thinking about having a holiday?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:20 pm

Bobby wrote:Proto thinking about having a holiday?

That's dependant on hm googling Australia's age of consent.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:42 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Bobby wrote:Proto thinking about having a holiday?
That's dependant on hm googling Australia's age of consent.

I thought it was strawberries that got proto's rocks off..

odin · Post by **odin** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:45 am

Bobby wrote:80kg=4.884 poods.

That was good.

AussieLuke; I know your posts from occasionally viewing Dan John's Q&A forum. I concur about you offering fuck all in return.

Just kidding, welcome etc. Don't mention the fucking ashes.

aussie luke · Post by **aussie luke** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:57 pm

nafod wrote:80 kg? What's that in hectares? We speak English around here.

80kg = 0.5 Americans

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:38 pm

80kg would be an american M size t-shirt.

IGX

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