Dear Leader Kim Jong-un fed his uncle to a pack of 120 dogs

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Dear Leader Kim Jong-un fed his uncle to a pack of 120 dogs

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So says a newspaper in Hong Kong. The report is unconfirmed.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 37109.html

Kim Jong-un’s uncle was killed after being stripped naked and fed to a pack of hungry dogs, according to reports in a Chinese state-backed newspaper.


North Korea has already described Jang Song Thaek as “despicable human scum, worse than a dog,” but the report, which appears in Hong Kong’s Wen Wei Po newspaper, suggests he may have met his end in the jaws of dogs.

The account - which cannot be verified - describes how Jang Song Thaek and five of his aides were stripped naked and fed to 120 hungry hounds, who had been starved for three days. The whole process lasted is reported to have lasted an hour, and as they were eaten, hundreds of officials watched.
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Maybe this is the "fox" meat that contaminated Walmart's delicious Chinese donkey meat.
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Thank God these barbarians don't have nukes.
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This is very silly. Too much detail to the story (120 dogs?) from reported from outside DPRK by people who weren't there.
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Hey! The report is from a newspaper run by the Chinese state which is often noted for its truthiness. And reprinted by the by USA Today (which expressed a bit of skepticism).
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Why do Chinks and their derivatives hate dogs and love swine? :butthead:
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Stop picking on the NORKs, you factionalist filth
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I call bullshit on this whole story since all the dogs have already been eaten by starving North Koreans.

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johno wrote:Thank God these barbarians don't have nukes.
Yet I am crazy for advocating just vaporising them?

Kill the crazies, the robots and the rest is a mercy killing.




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DARTH wrote:
johno wrote:Thank God these barbarians don't have nukes.
Yet I am crazy for advocating just vaporising them?

Kill the crazies, the robots and the rest is a mercy killing.
Considering the South Koreans, Chinese and likely the Japanese would all deal with fallout from nuking a country that poses little to no threat to us, nuking them may be bad form.

This dude is a dork and not worth the time or ink spent discussing him. Let the Chinese and the capable South handle him.

We've got bigger problems threatening this country's security.
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baffled wrote:
DARTH wrote:
johno wrote:Thank God these barbarians don't have nukes.
Yet I am crazy for advocating just vaporising them?

Kill the crazies, the robots and the rest is a mercy killing.
Considering the South Koreans, Chinese and likely the Japanese would all deal with fallout from nuking a country that poses little to no threat to us, nuking them may be bad form.

This dude is a dork and not worth the time or ink spent discussing him. Let the Chinese and the capable South handle him.

We've got bigger problems threatening this country's security.
If bursted at ground level or below ground (and I'd only want them used on hard targets we sure want to get, like his nukes and his C and C bunkers) fall out is localised and who care if Gooks eat Rads?

Shit the Japs can't say shit abut that right now. ;-)

Yes we have bigger problems, but this one could kill you in about a 20 minute from launch to airburst time and you are right where he'd send it.
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I'll worry about the Koreans when they can get a missile past Japan.

They're a side show. Vigilance, yes. Anything more is a colossal waste of time, especially after the last 10+ years of fighting.
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Remember when the Onion named Kim Jong Un sexiest man alive and North Korea reported it as fact? Remember how everybody laughed at the moronic country bumpkins not understanding the source of the article?

This is the same in reverse.

Wen Wei Po is half a step above the Onion in truthiness though even by Hong Kong standards, fairly trashy. Saying that it is backed by the Chinese gov't is stretching it a fair bit and the fact that they don't even pretend to have a source though people believe it makes me laugh.
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why didn't the dogs turn on the weaker dogs in the pack. Much easier to kill then a human

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Terry B. wrote:Remember when the Onion named Kim Jong Un sexiest man alive and North Korea reported it as fact? Remember how everybody laughed at the moronic country bumpkins not understanding the source of the article?

This is the same in reverse.

Wen Wei Po is half a step above the Onion in truthiness though even by Hong Kong standards, fairly trashy. Saying that it is backed by the Chinese gov't is stretching it a fair bit and the fact that they don't even pretend to have a source though people believe it makes me laugh.
Let's see what happens when running dog Amerikans Seth Rogan and James Franco try to assassinate Dear Leader. No doubt the regime will take it with good humor given their reputation for being able to laugh at themselves.
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