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What's your porn actor name!

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In honor of Timmahs blues name thread. Here is another funny "What is your name" time waster. Plus, it's a little more keeping in the IG x style.

Name of your first pet= first name (porn)
Name of the first street you lived on= last name (porn)

Move on to other streets you've lived on if your first street name is a number.


Mine: Chico Hampton

The chick that that taught me this bit in college had a awesome porn name: Lolly Pop Russleman
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What's next, we make those little folded paper things that go on your fingers that you open and shut X times to see who you're going to marry?
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protobuilder wrote:What's next, we make those little folded paper things that go on your fingers that you open and shut X times to see who you're going to marry?
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Fluffy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.

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Buster Nash legit LOL'd at that.
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Aretha Raymond is the best I've got.
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Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:Aretha Raymond is the best I've got.
What animal did you hate to name it that?
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I've never seen a porn star with a name that looked like a combination of first pet and street name but those are common hints to your online banking password.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Fluffy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.

A goddamn star is born.


=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Whiskey Andover, by the way.
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Jezzy Bell wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Fluffy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.

A goddamn star is born.


=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

The only white porno actor with a BBC. It's kind of scary!
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Tinkerbell Wilson....wait, can I use my blues name?!?
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Well, it would either be Charlie or Thor Far Cry.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:I've never seen a porn star with a name that looked like a combination of first pet and street name but those are common hints to your online banking password.
It's also an insight to the depravity of the porn they watch that even you haven't heard of such names.
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protobuilder wrote:What's next, we make those little folded paper things that go on your fingers that you open and shut X times to see who you're going to marry?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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