Old Guy Wisdoms

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Old Guy Wisdoms

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Heard a great one liner from an old guy to some twenty-somethings today.

"Workboots buy tennis shoes. Tennis shoes don't buy workboots."

I'm almost positive they didn't get it but I plan to use it at some point.
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They probably sniggered to themselves afterwards, "He still thinks you need workboots to earn money in the 21st century!"
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protobuilder wrote:"sniggered!"
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My favorite:
What the fuck is muesli? Are you crazy?
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"Never trust a black man with a Spanish last name."
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"Never buy anything that eats while you're asleep."
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