Heard a great one liner from an old guy to some twenty-somethings today.
"Workboots buy tennis shoes. Tennis shoes don't buy workboots."
I'm almost positive they didn't get it but I plan to use it at some point.
Old Guy Wisdoms
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KingSchmaltzBagelHour
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Re: Old Guy Wisdoms
They probably sniggered to themselves afterwards, "He still thinks you need workboots to earn money in the 21st century!"
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"
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KingSchmaltzBagelHour
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Uh.....protobuilder wrote:"sniggered!"
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Re: Old Guy Wisdoms
My favorite:
What the fuck is muesli? Are you crazy?
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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"Never trust a black man with a Spanish last name."
"Gentle in what you do, Firm in how you do it"
- Buck Brannaman
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"Never buy anything that eats while you're asleep."