Check out this French comedian…maybe he's over the top maybe not. He's got the French government in a tailspin. There's talk of banning his performances. I about spit my coffee out this morning though when I read he denied being an anti-Semite, and also said…"there's a misunderstanding. I don't say I won't be one day. I leave that possibility open."
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/1160 ... tism-contr
I can't help it, this guy cracked me up...
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Re: I can't help it, this guy cracked me up...
I heard HH loves that guy.
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Re: I can't help it, this guy cracked me up...
One of his jokes:
Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? The schmuck has a paper route!"
Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? The schmuck has a paper route!"
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Re: I can't help it, this guy cracked me up...
Timmah is offended.
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Re: I can't help it, this guy cracked me up...
I can't understand a fucking word of that guy.