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FNG intro

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As required per rule of law:

6 years in the Corps as a pog bitch ammo tech. Spent my days slinging ammo boxes onto trucks. A few months in Iraq during the initial go in 2003. Got out as a sergeant.

After the Corps went to college and sauntered onto the rowing team. Managed to make it to the varsity 1 eight in my first year despite being all of 5'10 and 170 lbs. Was the shortest and lightest motherfucker on the team and only had the spot because the coach thought I was more aggressive than usual. Given most of the team was too friendly for their own good, was not much of a compliment.

After college and in my professional life have had a few bouts with the Starting Strength way of doing things. Never got far with it and have tried to go back to it numerous times (best is a 305 lb squat, 315 deadlift, and my lack of upper body strength is not worth mentioning). Trained with an olympic weightlifting coach for awhile and went to one competition, but marriage and job responsibilities killed that off early. My training history overall is inconsistency and eating like a bird. I've never touched a kettlebell and have observed @fitters in their natural environment but never participated.

I'm here for the white women and gifs thread, to start a training log, and because Shaf's ladders sounds like a good idea for a 32 year old accounting type person like yours truly. As far as personal beliefs in regards to race and politics, consider me in the same camp as Kaz and Turd.

And now, your requisite peace offering.


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cubejockey_81 wrote:As far as personal beliefs in regards to race and politics, consider me in the same camp as Kaz and Turd.
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cubejockey_81 wrote:As required per rule of law:

6 years in the Corps as a pog bitch ammo tech. Spent my days slinging ammo boxes onto trucks. A few months in Iraq during the initial go in 2003. Got out as a sergeant.
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Thank you for the gift. Good stuff.

You sure you didn't join for the big girls need love too?

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Welcome aboard!

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I like this guy.


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He can stay.
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Pretty sure I hate this guy a lot less than I hate most of you assholes.
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TL:DR
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BFly wrote:You sure you didn't join for the big girls need love too?
Right now, the Big Earls thread is the only thing I have in my life......


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Welcome aboard. Lovely meeting you and the wife.

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Nice ass kiss Motherfucker!


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Not one "fuck you," "go away", or "do you like camping"? I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed 8-[
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cubejockey_81 wrote:Not one "fuck you," "go away", or "do you like camping"? I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed 8-[

You will find that this duality of feelings becomes more normal over time.

It's like with the tranny pics that crop up on here, sometimes; perfect example. Most normal men don't want to think that Bailey Jay is attractive. So the first time they see a picture of him (her?) cleverly placed in an IGx thread, they feel disgusted. But after a few more exposures, they start to think Bailey's kinda hot, and who wouldn't? Bailey's after-market boob-job is a solid A+, and the guy knows how to put on makeup. So after a while, you think it's hot, but at the same time, you're ashamed of yourself for thinking this hot little chick-with-a-dick is hot.


It can be disorienting, at first. But after a while you get used to it, and you just kind-of go with the flow, y'know?

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But now that you've made the faux pas of coming back to comment in your own intro thread; fuck you, go away.
Too bad, you were doing so well.
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at 5'10" 170, you should have had the discipline to get down to lightweight.

you must be a soft cunt.

but you've managed to deceive some of the guys here by posting a single nude. this place has zero fucking standards.
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The new chick's posting selfies is a good trend to start.
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Eat a dick, newbie!


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i hate this new fag. what a bunch of jackoffs you've all become.
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I'm just trying to wrap my head around how you could have been an ammo tech for 6 YEARS. Christ didn't you want to get away from that shit? Where all were you stationed...any time at 29Stumps?

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Fetch...

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Thud wrote:i hate this new fag. what a bunch of jackoffs you've all become.
"Jackoff" is not the preferred nomenclature. Jagoff, please.

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Fucking POG. At least you wont be giving a bad name to the infantry.
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Anyone who posts pics of his wife is guaranteed to be accepted quickly around here. What are you faggots bitching about?
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welcome to the party bullet-sponge!
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