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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Thud wrote:i hate this new fag. what a bunch of jackoffs you've all become.
"Jackoff" is not the preferred nomenclature. Jagoff, please.
No. Jagoff refers to someone who's lame, stupid or inept. So you're a jagoff now for making me have to correct yo stupid azz.

I called you jackoffs because you're lining up to pleasure this wanker and guzzle his jizz.

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Another racist?

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Thanks for the pic and your service!

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Bram wrote:Another racist?
If by 'racist' you mean 'calls other IGxers on their bullshit' then you're right-- and I'm no longer sure what the term means.
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Turdacious wrote:
Bram wrote:Another racist?
If by 'racist' you mean 'calls other IGxers on their bullshit' then you're right-- and I'm no longer sure what the term means.
Nah, I meant racist like hates other people because of their name, skin color, the way they talk, their clothes, peers, religion, and other "outside" things vs. their character, you big smelly shit for brains.

It probably stems from a lack of confidence, possibly deservedly so, and depression. Short-sightedness too.

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Jesus Tits.

What a fuckstory the inside of your head must be.
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cubejockey_81 wrote:As required per rule of law:

6 years in the Corps...
Not reading any further but let me guess...you are fat, racist and like fat white chicks.

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Bram wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Bram wrote:Another racist?
If by 'racist' you mean 'calls other IGxers on their bullshit' then you're right-- and I'm no longer sure what the term means.
Nah, I meant racist like hates other people because of their name, skin color, the way they talk, their clothes, peers, religion, and other "outside" things vs. their character, you big smelly shit for brains.
You really don't pay much (i.e. any) attention around here.
Bram wrote:It probably stems from a lack of confidence, possibly deservedly so, and depression. Short-sightedness too.
Add intellectual laziness and you've captured yourself.
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Thud wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Thud wrote:i hate this new fag. what a bunch of jackoffs you've all become.
"Jackoff" is not the preferred nomenclature. Jagoff, please.
No. Jagoff refers to someone who's lame, stupid or inept. So you're a jagoff now for making me have to correct yo stupid azz.

I called you jackoffs because you're lining up to pleasure this wanker and guzzle his jizz.

Geeze...
You have to admit, his intro was the most level-headed, and mature missive we've seen in a while. Plus he included some nice trim.


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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Thud wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Thud wrote:i hate this new fag. what a bunch of jackoffs you've all become.
"Jackoff" is not the preferred nomenclature. Jagoff, please.
No. Jagoff refers to someone who's lame, stupid or inept. So you're a jagoff now for making me have to correct yo stupid azz.

I called you jackoffs because you're lining up to pleasure this wanker and guzzle his jizz.

Geeze...
You have to admit, his intro was the most level-headed, and mature missive we've seen in a while. Plus he included some nice trim.
Well aren't you a proud member of the Welcome Committee!

You know, ya shouldn't have gotten me started. These intros are stupid. I don't give a shit about anyone till they prove their worth. Nobody is welcome till their 100th post. You know how many message boards have people introduce themselves and then never post again? Fuck em!

Here, suckers like you have laid out the groundwork so thoroughly (make your first post an intro, include tits, don't make a second post in your intro) all any chump has to do is tell you they're a pathetic, inept, racist white dude, and you're ready jump in the sack with them.

Oh how this place has fallen...
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Thud wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Thud wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Thud wrote:i hate this new fag. what a bunch of jackoffs you've all become.
"Jackoff" is not the preferred nomenclature. Jagoff, please.
No. Jagoff refers to someone who's lame, stupid or inept. So you're a jagoff now for making me have to correct yo stupid azz.

I called you jackoffs because you're lining up to pleasure this wanker and guzzle his jizz.

Geeze...
You have to admit, his intro was the most level-headed, and mature missive we've seen in a while. Plus he included some nice trim.
Well aren't you a proud member of the Welcome Committee!

You know, ya shouldn't have gotten me started. These intros are stupid. I don't give a shit about anyone till they prove their worth. Nobody is welcome till their 100th post. You know how many message boards have people introduce themselves and then never post again? Fuck em!

Here, suckers like you have laid out the groundwork so thoroughly (make your first post an intro, include tits, don't make a second post in your intro) all any chump has to do is tell you they're a pathetic, inept, racist white dude, and you're ready jump in the sack with them.

Oh how this place has fallen...
I'm oddly horny now....
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This guy is really starting to rub me the wrong way
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Thud wrote:Well aren't you a proud member of the Welcome Committee! ... all any chump has to do is tell you they're a pathetic, inept, racist white dude, and you're ready jump in the sack with them.

Oh how this place has fallen...
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Re: FNG intro

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Well we've seen a lot of good posters come and go on IGx, but we'll always have cubejockey_81's two posts to remember him by.

Thanks cubejockey_81 for following the script to sound just like one of us, making us feel so good about ourselves in the process. I'll never forget you cubejockey_81.
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