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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17wqbXR8nT0[/youtube]

Too fucking right, it's always 3am.

That's going on facebook.

At least I only have dispatch it and not actually speak to these assholes. If I had to roll out of bed at 3am in the dead cold for some of the total bullshit people call in for I'd be out of a job real quick.

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Me: Do you have vicodan?

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Me: Do you have vicodan?

You would not be the first person to call for "out of pain medication." I put that up there with "my drug dealer sold me oregano" and "it's 3am and I need to make a report that my lawn furniture was stolen during business hours today when the police department was open today and how long will it take the officer to get here?"

I prefer to go out on almost any "something" call, rather than a "nothing." The exception would be a fire at the rendering works plant…I'll go to any BS call before another one of those.

Last night was methhead-on-methhead domestic violence and a car fire.

These guys made another one called "I just have this car"

Here it is:

http://youtube/Lp-kc0eatjw

Can't get the fucking thing to post. Click the link.