The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug

Bram · Post by **Bram** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:21 am

I liked the first one, barring the initial 45 minutes of Dwarves dancing and doing the dishes.

The sequel was long, boring, repetitive, humorless and stuffed with unnecessary scenes that weren't in the book.

Probably 25 Orcs were decapitated as but one example of repetition.

I almost fell asleep in the final 15 minutes.

And the 3D didn't really add anything to the film, but is probably the reason I left the theater with a slight headache.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:51 am

Confirms the initial criticism of this series...they're making THREE movies out of that one book?

Need more filler!!!

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:57 am

Bram wrote:I liked the first one, barring the initial 45 minutes of Dwarves dancing and doing the dishes.

I tried to watch that shit twice, and fell asleep both times. 45 minutes in and they hadn't even left Bilbo's goddamn house.

This is what happens when you try to stretch one medium-length book in the three movies out of pure greed.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:28 pm

I'm waiting for the pron movie ripoffs of the series.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:07 pm

I saw it.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:17 pm

I remember Lord of the Rings, last 25 minutes of last film not withstanding, to be really solid. Haven't been able to get past minute 15 of the first Hobbit yet.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:41 pm

I saw it again.

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:53 pm

protobuilder wrote:I saw it again.

Neat

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:01 pm

I'm surprised they didn't have Thorin, Gandalf, Bilbo, and the gang stop in at a Burger King while on their way to the Lonely Mountain.

Fucking pile of dog shit.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:57 am

I only slept a little bit through this episode so it was better than its predecessor. CGI was great. Dwarf's were boring as fuck. The dragon was the best character. Astoundingly, the theater was full.

I have a thing for Canadian girls (Evangeline Lilly) which helped keep me awake.

Polo Tomasi · Post by **Polo Tomasi** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:50 pm

nafod wrote:I'm waiting for the pron movie ripoffs of the series.

Lord of the Cock Rings?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:26 pm

DrDonkeyLove wrote:I only slept a little bit through this episode so it was better than its predecessor. CGI was great. Dwarf's were boring as fuck. The dragon was the best character. Astoundingly, the theater was full.

I have a thing for Canadian girls (Evangeline Lilly) which helped keep me awake.

They finish breakfast yet?

IGX

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