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Surviving Valentine's Day
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I plan to honor my wife by putting the seat down for a change.
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I hate Valentine's Day. Biggest bullshit "holiday".
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The oldest is trying to qualify for state that night so we ain't worried about no weak ass Hallmark holiday in the EZ yurt.
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that was not funny at allBFly wrote:This is smug, obnoxious and hilarious, from the Goldman Sachs Elevators
http://www.businessinsider.com/gselevat ... z2t1l8WHwV
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All Holidays are bullshit, to be quite honest. Any "original" meaning has been hijacked in favor of convenience of consumerism.Mickey O'neil wrote:I hate Valentine's Day. Biggest bullshit "holiday".
People talk about "War on Christmas" and bitch about people calling things "Holiday Trees" and saying "Happy Holidays", but the real fight was waged and won long ago by Hallmark, Chinese toys and sweaters sewed together in Bangladesh, fueled by an entire country that relies on TV's and commercials to pump the urge to consume directly into our veins.
Valentine's Day is no different. Chocolate, flowers, rings, etc., etc. Buy. Buy more. If you don't, it's clearly because you don't care. Everybody else cares. Why don't you?
There are no Holidays worth celebrating, except May Day.
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Fuck me! That bacon flowers bouquet is awesome.
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Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Testiclaw wrote:All Holidays are bullshit, to be quite honest. Any "original" meaning has been hijacked in favor of convenience of consumerism.Mickey O'neil wrote:I hate Valentine's Day. Biggest bullshit "holiday".
People talk about "War on Christmas" and bitch about people calling things "Holiday Trees" and saying "Happy Holidays", but the real fight was waged and won long ago by Hallmark, Chinese toys and sweaters sewed together in Bangladesh, fueled by an entire country that relies on TV's and commercials to pump the urge to consume directly into our veins.
Valentine's Day is no different. Chocolate, flowers, rings, etc., etc. Buy. Buy more. If you don't, it's clearly because you don't care. Everybody else cares. Why don't you?
There are no Holidays worth celebrating, except May Day.
Dude you seem mad.
I want to cheer you up. Let me be the first to wish you a Happy President's Day!