Your mom
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I heard your mom bought a 4 piece bedroom set. Three beds and a cash register.
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Your mom's like a light switch, even a 2 year old can turn her on.
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Your mom so fat, when she was a young girl, her mama used to dress her alike.
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Your mom is so fat, I bought her a burial plot for Valentine's Day. The state of Montana.
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Your mom got a tattoo on her back that says self-service.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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My dog closes his eyes when he humps your moms leg.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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The difference between your mom and a mosquito, is a mosquito will quit sucking after you slap it
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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Your mom used to perform at Sea World until she outgrew her tank.
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Your mom is so fat, everytime she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -George Carlin
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Your mom use to work at Nabisco. She used to press her face into dough to make animal crackers.
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What's the difference between a joke and a truck full of dicks?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your mom can't take a joke.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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Halloween's the one day a year where your mom can go outside and not get arrested solely on looks.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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Your mom likes valentines day cause it's the only day that people can say Happy VD to her without it conjuring up images of the free clinic.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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I just want to congratulate Turd on taking one for the team and ensuring none of us will get the "worst thread of the year" award in 2014.
Thanks Turd!
Thanks Turd!
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 429AAAlLVIT>1200 wrote:I just want to congratulate Turd on taking one for the team and ensuring none of us will get the "worst thread of the year" award in 2014.
Thanks Turd!
Hope you found the answer you were looking for.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhN6-9KLTY[/youtube]
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Re: Your mom
This thread should have pages of pictures.
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