Your mom
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Re: Your mom
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Your mom so fat, when she was a young girl, her mama used to dress her alike.
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Your mom is so fat, I bought her a burial plot for Valentine's Day. The state of Montana.
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Your mom got a tattoo on her back that says self-service.
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My dog closes his eyes when he humps your moms leg.
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Re: Your mom
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The difference between your mom and a mosquito, is a mosquito will quit sucking after you slap it
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Re: Your mom
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Your mom used to perform at Sea World until she outgrew her tank.
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Re: Your mom
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Your mom use to work at Nabisco. She used to press her face into dough to make animal crackers.
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Re: Your mom
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What's the difference between a joke and a truck full of dicks?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your mom can't take a joke.
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Re: Your mom
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Halloween's the one day a year where your mom can go outside and not get arrested solely on looks.
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Your mom likes valentines day cause it's the only day that people can say Happy VD to her without it conjuring up images of the free clinic.
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I just want to congratulate Turd on taking one for the team and ensuring none of us will get the "worst thread of the year" award in 2014.
Thanks Turd!
Thanks Turd!
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Re: Your mom
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 429AAAlLVIT>1200 wrote:I just want to congratulate Turd on taking one for the team and ensuring none of us will get the "worst thread of the year" award in 2014.
Thanks Turd!
Hope you found the answer you were looking for.
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Re: Your mom
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This thread should have pages of pictures.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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