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DARTH wrote:SLURM!


My faves are the one with Nixon's head, some of the best lines.

Nixon: "How's the family Mordoc?"

Newscster : "Numerous and beligerent, Dick."

I use that line when my father ask's about my kid's.

LOL

my favorite was when his head was attached to a Robotech-style battlemech body. Such a great fucking character.

"We can break into people's houses and wreck up the place!"

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

DARTH wrote:SLURM!


My faves are the one with Nixon's head, some of the best lines.

Nixon: "How's the family Mordoc?"

Newscster : "Numerous and beligerent, Dick."

I use that line when my father ask's about my kid's.

LOL

my favorite was when his head was attached to a Robotech-style battlemech body. Such a great fucking character.

"We can break into people's houses and wreck up the place!"

"NIXONS BACK!" as he robotech smashes the gates to the White House. Great stuff!

God damn it I fucking love that show.

it's bullshit
the Euro's spout on
a pool of the population,
murderd with the baseball bat!

I couldn't help noticing you standing there,
Trying not to look too obvious,
When it was perfectly clear you were looking at me,
And not that other guy standing slightly to my left.
And now you're gazing at your shoes,
As I approach and offer my simple introduction-
"Hey baby, I'm Ken and my couch pulls-out, but I don't..."
And there's your facepalm,
Right on cue.

fine ass training

outside of sport, I don't mind a total cunt
put in her place by another woman
or some violent hoodrat having her face beat into a tree.
cunt or hoodrat does have to make it physical
it's still shitty unless it's the opening scene.

I knew as I typed that someone was going to Haiku it.

I bet the Americans post will be gold for you all!

Say thank you!

she's sticking her fingers up dude's assholes
I;d throw an S&M hood at her
prepar for some sodomy tonight!

This thread never fails to elicit major laughs out of me. Excellent work.

Opus Bestia - 11 May 2013

Lions eat gazelles
not into changing nature
sometimes it still sucks to see

go to Africa
fuck some strange
get AIDS
fucking die from an ass fungus
maybe pass it to him
when he sucks her cock

"C'mon you fucking lions, you just ate 2 3 hours ago!
I thought you were cats not fucking pigs!
I see this dog with no collar
taking it back to the apartment
sticking my knife in it's brainstem
gave me a feeling
in my heart
worse than the one in my belly

took a walk
get my mind off of shit
a car pulled up
there was a family
the dog's family

DrDonkeyLove wrote:Opus Bestia - 11 May 2013

Lions eat gazelles
not into changing nature
sometimes it still sucks to see

go to Africa
fuck some strange
get AIDS
fucking die from an ass fungus
maybe pass it to him
when he sucks her cock

"C'mon you fucking lions, you just ate 2 3 hours ago!
I thought you were cats not fucking pigs!
I see this dog with no collar
taking it back to the apartment
sticking my knife in it's brainstem
gave me a feeling
in my heart
worse than the one in my belly

took a walk
get my mind off of shit
a car pulled up
there was a family
the dog's family

So Excellent. There needs to be an award of some kind.

That is pretty good, but I like the simple elegance of Jezzy Bell's Haiku.

Or maybe it's just seing such dirty shit posted by a woman, so I might be biased by my hard on.

done and done

Kazuya Mishima wrote:If this doesn't resurrect the strip mall ninja poetry thread...

DARTH wrote:What? He centers on the sniper scenes when there is that magnificent orgy of cinematic gunpaly with the M-2 Machine gun!

That was a 50 cal. river next to those single shot cum shots.

The meat from enemy bodies sizzling on the barrel and receiver!

It's the emotional pay off for that scene where they are bayoneting kids and other horrid shit.

By the time Johnboy lets loose with Ma Deuce you really hate those fuckers.

This is like Paul's Boutique with the dope ass samples from such stellar root sources.

Put one fott in front of the other and
start kicking and punching.
Then find someone to beat on under the auspicious that you train them.
Pretty soon you got a Dojo.

Friday comes early for all the workin men.

This mini epic poem extrusions are brought to you by Homer-Erotics house of TOTALWAR.

Darf wrote:
"My Saul is better than your Saul,
you poked your dick at me, I shoved mine up your ass.
Should have picked your targets and tactics better."

DARFT wrote: Business is war
if someone tries to fuck you (right)
take them out,
business or legal wise.

DARFT wrote: My Dad was a real nice guy....
sets you up for the Fuckers of the world and can make you a Fuckee.
you have to protect your bottom.
this is how we eat.
even when morally, you know.
you take them out of the situation as best you can...
If they try to cheat or fuck you over, son,
destroy them
then it gets out that you are not to be fucked with."

DARFT wrote: So when I was a Foreman.....
That's how I went from a 23 year old Framing apprentice
to running all the Metal framing, Drywall, Dryvit......
an operation in total war.

DARFT wrote: So when I was a Foreman.....
That's how I went from a 23 year old Framing apprentice
to running all the Metal framing, Drywall, Dryvit......
an operation in total war.

TOTAL DRYWALL AND LIGHT GAUGE STEEL!

Whoop tee Do,
the Ol'Lady is barrowing her grandma's Subaru!

Jezzy Bell wrote:Whoop tee Do,
the Ol'Lady is barrowing her grandma's Subaru!

Been waiting years to use that. There was a commercial in the 80's for some car care whatever and there was this old lady who says that.

When I heard Millie is letting Gina borrow her old Outback, I finally had a chance!

DYLNA ANIMAX

I had a buddy
hang from billboards
jump off high walls
"ASSHOLE FOR HIRE".
shit you could get him to do
for $5
throw a rock at a cop car
flip them off
scretched to a stop
hauled ass
they backed up.
laughing bong hits.
"Dylan, you owe me five fucking bucks!"

It's simple.
real cock,
Women's room,
you are what you fucking are.

Had a dyke,
once.
I was going to flip her onto her stomach.
Maybe because I don't like cuntishness?