Chimp versus UFC fighter?

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Herv100 wrote:Chimp probably 8 out of 10 times, the exceptions being when somebody like a Marcelo or Werdum manages to slip on a rear naked or a guillotine

Chimp would peel the arm off and bite it to the bone and spit out their flesh and muscle on the mat.

I'd love to hear Joe Rogan's mouth then!




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DARTH wrote:
Herv100 wrote:Chimp probably 8 out of 10 times, the exceptions being when somebody like a Marcelo or Werdum manages to slip on a rear naked or a guillotine

Chimp would peel the arm off and bite it to the bone and spit out their flesh and muscle on the mat.

I'd love to hear Joe Rogan's mouth then!
nafod said the chimp is wearing a muzzle
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OK, he'd snap the arm then, maybe break it when he tries to bite it with the muzzle on with the amount of force it can produce.




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Is "apehandle" a better term then "manhandle" then?
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