RYAN IS GETTING DIVORCED LET'S HELP HIM OUT
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RYAN IS GETTING DIVORCED LET'S HELP HIM OUT
Ryan, tell us about your wife, post photographs of her, and then explain to us what is going on.
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Don't be scurrred homie, we can help you through this.
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"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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"You're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart, so fuck you."
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No doubt Ryan's divorce is a "conscious uncoupling." Like Paltrow & Coldplay Boy had.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
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I guess we will know when we see the pictures. Ryan is probably sorting through them right now.johno wrote:No doubt Ryan's divorce is a "conscious uncoupling." Like Paltrow & Coldplay Boy had.
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Here is my former divorce attorney. She's single too.
http://youtu.be/ltan0_9aa6c
http://youtu.be/ltan0_9aa6c
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Tom, I thought she'd be chestier.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
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"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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There are four types of sex in a marriage:
Kitchen Sex:
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex
anywhere, anytime, any room. Hence, in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex:
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you must
only do it in the bedroom.
Hallway Sex:
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say
"Fuck you."
Courtroom Sex:
This is when you get divorced and your spouse fucks you
in front of everyone in court.
Kitchen Sex:
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex
anywhere, anytime, any room. Hence, in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex:
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you must
only do it in the bedroom.
Hallway Sex:
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say
"Fuck you."
Courtroom Sex:
This is when you get divorced and your spouse fucks you
in front of everyone in court.
"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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I took a Family Law class where I heard a classic conversation between a man & his lawyer.
Man: How much will this divorce cost?
Lawyer: How much fighting will there be?
Man: How much will this divorce cost?
Lawyer: How much fighting will there be?
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
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On a more serious note:
The vast majority of divorce/family law lawyers are more despicable than even ambulance chasers. A few things you, Ryan, might not know:
1. Your lawyer and her lawyer will have lunch and bill you for it. They are just having lunch, like they do every Thursday. But now they can bill you because they might snicker about your case.
2. Your and her lawyer will have already decided who gets fucked. The only way to change this is to spend a lot more money.
3. Your lawyer and/or her lawyer will attempt to spin both of you up so you get pissed and it drags on.
4. If you decide to cut and run, just not play the game, her lawyer will attempt to fuck you so hard that even the judge will laugh when the verdict is read.
5. The lawyers don't give a fuck about any kids.
The vast majority of divorce/family law lawyers are more despicable than even ambulance chasers. A few things you, Ryan, might not know:
1. Your lawyer and her lawyer will have lunch and bill you for it. They are just having lunch, like they do every Thursday. But now they can bill you because they might snicker about your case.
2. Your and her lawyer will have already decided who gets fucked. The only way to change this is to spend a lot more money.
3. Your lawyer and/or her lawyer will attempt to spin both of you up so you get pissed and it drags on.
4. If you decide to cut and run, just not play the game, her lawyer will attempt to fuck you so hard that even the judge will laugh when the verdict is read.
5. The lawyers don't give a fuck about any kids.
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If there's one thing IGX can help you with, it's navigating life's failures.
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#4 happened to a client of mine, on the positive side. Her ex was 'too busy' to get a lawyer or to even do most paper work, and got fucked so hard that I couldn't believe it. Child support and alimony both, alimony is almost unheard of in Michigan. When this guy complained that he wouldn't be able to take vacation this year, the judge laughed and said "Maybe she can take you."
The guy got fucked so hard, she felt bad about it.
The guy got fucked so hard, she felt bad about it.
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You guys are brutal. No comments until the divorce is final.
No lawyers. Going through a mediator, keeping it civil. Nothing exciting to see here. Carry on.
No lawyers. Going through a mediator, keeping it civil. Nothing exciting to see here. Carry on.
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"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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Ryan wrote:You guys are brutal. No comments until the divorce is final.
No lawyers. Going through a mediator, keeping it civil. Nothing exciting to see here. Carry on.
Mediation is smart. I've been a volunteer mediator since the mid-'90's, and a high percentage (75%+) of mediations result in a settlement. That means a much less expensive divorce and a less contentious environment for the children, if there are any.
tom's link has some wisdoms: http://chris.pirillo.com/50-divorce-tips-for-men/
PS - if you don't settle all your issues in mediation, look into "collaborative law." If it comes to that, PM me and I'll explain.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
Are full of passionate intensity.
W.B. Yeats
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Ryan, hey sounds like things are a little crazy right now. Maybe you'd like to get away for a bit and relax. Let's get together and go camping broheim. I'm a really good listener.
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You can't see it in the photo. She's really, really, curvy. Went into the magistrates office and she was wearing and outfit that took four lumberjacks to get her into.johno wrote:Tom, I thought she'd be chestier.
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