IGX

When my great aunt and uncle were going to split their accountant thought for a moment and said to him "Write her a cheque for $75 grand and walk away."

Well, they didn't do if the easy way. Two years later, in and out of meeting rooms and court rooms, once the assets were divided up and the lawyers were paid her share was...$75 grand.

He should have listened to his accountant.

do you want me to not send you a drug?

Ryan wrote:Carry on.

You can count on us.

Ryan, are you sure you want to throw in the towel? You've got a lot of lawyers, doctors, sexual deviants, specwar fighters, oly lifters, and RKC specialists here who have a lot of love and advice to give to you and your wife in these uncertain times. Why don't you have her sign on...well hold on a second...that fucking Mario will no doubt fuck up her account...but assuming she can log on within the next few months, we could talk to her and see exactly what the issues are and try to keep you two together. Look at it this way: keeping you two together at least saves two other people from becoming miserable at some point in the future.

Ryan wrote:You guys are brutal. No comments until the divorce is final.

No lawyers. Going through a mediator, keeping it civil. Nothing exciting to see here. Carry on.

Sorry to hear about it. Hang in and keep an eye out for depression symptoms.

New Pussy!

There is always that one guy...and Spells is it. We've got a FUCKING THEME GOING ON HERE FOR FUCKS SAKE. Please start your own precious thread or communicate privately with Ryan "Nobody-Will-Ever-Love-Me-Again" Mooseknuckle.

Divorce or tornado...either way someone's losing a trailer.

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Ryan wrote:You guys are brutal. No comments until the divorce is final.

No lawyers. Going through a mediator, keeping it civil. Nothing exciting to see here. Carry on.

Sorry to hear about it. Hang in and keep an eye out for depression symptoms.

Thanks. I'm the one who asked for the divorce so I'm actually feeling pretty good about things. Just all the bullshit I have to get through that sucks.

Most of you fuckers are like the brothers I'm glad I never had.

Ryan wrote:

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Ryan wrote:You guys are brutal. No comments until the divorce is final.

No lawyers. Going through a mediator, keeping it civil. Nothing exciting to see here. Carry on.

Sorry to hear about it. Hang in and keep an eye out for depression symptoms.

Thanks. I'm the one who asked for the divorce so I'm actually feeling pretty good about things. Just all the bullshit I have to get through that sucks.

Most of you fuckers are like the brothers I'm glad I never had.

Coming out to a loved one is never easy.

Fly it with pride.

if your old lady also needs brothers to talk to, tell her we're here for her, too.

if she posts tits, we'll take her side in any dispute

Since Spells fucked it up, group hug on Ryan errbody. We are all here for you bro.

Wow, I haven't seen caring like this since a UNICEF commercial.

nafod wrote:Divorce or tornado...either way someone's losing a trailer.

-Truthfully, mediation is smart. Get a flat fee, because the clock is running and when people can't make up their damn minds.. it gets costly.

I say we start a "Fuck Ryan's soon to be Ex-wife" Pool.

Winner has to film the entire encounter and post on IGx. The Winner also get's bonuses for anal, donkey punches, dirty sanchezes, pearl necklace etc.

Jesus fucking Christ brah, post some damn noods already!!!

Seriously Ryan, we'll keep the pics on the down low.

What could possibly go wrong after posting naked pics of your soon to be ex-wife on an open internet forum? Nothing, that's what! Just imagine the serious internet badass street cred you'll get. The accolades from your legion of IGx fans will totally make up for the fact you're living in a crappy apartment; sans a chandelier, a decent place to hang your rings or enough closet space to put your single box of crap you escaped your divorce with.

On a side note, how about posting some details on the soon to be ex-wife? You owe us buddy; all this awesome bad ass great advice and all. Plus, you're about to get fucked and you know it. How about some humiliating revenge on the old ball and chain? We can call it the IGx walk of shame. You can blaze a new path in Igx revenge. You can be the guy that says; "I started the trend of shaming your ex-wife/girlfriend on IGx!"

We both know that you're sitting at your computer reading with two little Ryan's sitting on your shoulders.

The goody two shoes Ryan is telling you this idea is insane. However, remember this is the douchebag that probably caused your marriage to fall apart in the first place. That goody two shoes faggot emasculated you and caused all this. He kept you from manning the fuck up keeping the wife in check. Fuck that dude! He's a Gigantic pussy! he hangs out with Spells for Christ's sake!

Now that other Ryan; the guy with the horns, the leather jacket, the mesh t-shirt, the Oakley sun glasses and smoking a joint. The guy that's been telling you empty the bank account, to drive straight to Vegas and to spend it all at a local whore house. The guy that came up with the cool idea of filming the whole bender and sending it to the ex-wife as you skip the country for Belize. The guy that has been screaming at you to burn the whole mother fucking shebang down. That is the guy that you should be listening to. That's badass IGx Ryan. When he's not screaming at you he's giving wedgies to Spells and goody two shoes Ryan.

Batboy2/75 wrote:Seriously Ryan, we'll keep the pics on the down low.

What could possibly go wrong after posting naked pics of your soon to be ex-wife on an open internet forum? Nothing that what! Just imagine the serious internet badass street cred you get. The accolades from your legion of IGx fans will totally make up for the fact you're living in a crappy apartment; sans a chandelier, a decent place to hang your rings or enough closet space to put your single box of crap you escaped your divorce with.

On a side note how about posting some details on the soon to be ex-wife You owe us buddy; all this bad ass great advice and all. Plus, you're about to get fucked and you know it. How about some humiliating revenge on the old bag and chain? We can call it the IGx walk of shame. You can blaze a new path in Igx revenge. You can be the guy that says; I started the trend of shaming your ex-wife/girlfriend on IGx.

We both know that your sitting at your computer reading with two little Ryan's sitting on your shoulders.

The goody two shoes Ryan is telling you this idea is insane. However, remember this is the douchebag that probably caused your marriage to fall apart in the first place. That goody two shoes faggot emasculated you and caused all his. He kept you from manning the fuck up keeping the wife in check. Fuck that dude! he's a pussy!

Now that other Ryan; the guy with the horns, the leather jacket, mesh t-shirt, Oakley sun glasses and smoking a joint. The guy that's been telling you empty the bank account, drive straight to Vegas and spend it all at a local whore house. The guy that came up with the cool idea of filming the whole bender and sending to the ex-wife as you skip the country for Belize. The guy that has been screaming at you to burn the whole mother fucking shebang down. That is the guy that you should be listening to.

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Ryan wrote:You guys are brutal. No comments until the divorce is final.

No lawyers. Going through a mediator, keeping it civil. Nothing exciting to see here. Carry on.

Sorry to hear about it. Hang in and keep an eye out for depression symptoms.

You fucking asshole.

Ryan, she'll never know it was you. You can trust us!

Sorry to hear of this, Ryan. Though it's understandable why most of the guys here have serious relationship problems, you seem like a genuinely good guy.

Batboy2/75 wrote:I say we start a "Fuck Ryan's soon to be Ex-wife" Pool.

Winner has to film the entire encounter and post on IGx. The Winner also get's bonuses for anal, donkey punches, dirty sanchezes, pearl necklace etc.

Ha. Remember when we tried that with your mother and it ended up a 17-way tie?

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO...

Phaedrus wrote:Sorry to hear of this, Ryan. Though it's understandable why most of the guys here have serious relationship problems, you seem like a genuinely good guy.

Batboy2/75 wrote:I say we start a "Fuck Ryan's soon to be Ex-wife" Pool.

Winner has to film the entire encounter and post on IGx. The Winner also get's bonuses for anal, donkey punches, dirty sanchezes, pearl necklace etc.

Ha. Remember when we tried that with your mother and it ended up a 17-way tie?

Oh the burn!?? Call us when you're out of 5th grade Francis. Ryan's marriage is falling apart and you're making jokes? You insensitive prick!

Now fuck off! The rest of us are trying to help Ryan move on to greener pastures.