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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:http://commercialobserver.com/2013/12/r ... uare-west/
Reebok Crossfit is opening a second spot in NYC.
Annie Thorisdottir is going to be running it, and the already have a Lululemon on the same block.
Me and a friend of mine always wanted to go to one of those shitty strip malls in the hood and open a laundromat right next to a liquor store.

Having a CrossFit on the same block as a Lululemon is the white equivalent.
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Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:http://commercialobserver.com/2013/12/r ... uare-west/
Reebok Crossfit is opening a second spot in NYC.
Annie Thorisdottir is going to be running it, and the already have a Lululemon on the same block.
Me and a friend of mine always wanted to go to one of those shitty strip malls in the hood and open a laundromat right next to a liquor store.
And a fried chicken joint.

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So, the Crossfit lawyers got that Infinite Elgintensity guy shutdown?

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Big bad crosshit can't handle criticism so they abuse the copyright system to quiet critics.

Fair use and parody what is that?

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I don't think posting a video explaining to Youtube (and HQ) how exactly you're doing to circumvent their copyright rules is a terribly effective strategy.

I'd just throw that shit on Vimeo or one of the other video sites.

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That Elgin dude seems like someone we should feel sorry for.
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Koko, Beware wrote:That Elgin dude seems like someone we should feel sorry for.
Yeah, in the follow up video, he referred to his trolling prowess as though it means anything in the real world. I immediately felt uncomfortably embarrassed for him.
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Elgin is a bit of a dumb fuck

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Lots of parody in this:

http://youtu.be/1q31CCDVdas


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I dig big chicks wrote:Lots of parody in this: http://youtu.be/1q31CCDVdas
And the actors actually look like crossfitters (minus the excess chalk use)

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I dig big chicks wrote:Lots of parody in this:

http://youtu.be/1q31CCDVdas
There are some other funny ones in there, switching bodies and did you just fart were pretty good.
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nafod posted this in the Random Pics thread but it also belongs here.

Stand her in a tub of warm water and you've set the stage for the Crossfit Water Birth. If you want to raise a fire breather, it should start at birth. Cert to follow.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:nafod posted this in the Random Pics thread but it also belongs here.

Stand her in a tub of warm water and you've set the stage for the Crossfit Water Birth. If you want to raise a fire breather, it should start at birth. Cert to follow.
Someone owes me 750 ml of Hendrick's gin.
nafod wrote:Image
She may not be knocked up....

It could be a mammoth beer belly.

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I dig big chicks wrote:Lots of parody in this:

http://youtu.be/1q31CCDVdas
AWESOME!

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syaigh wrote:
Koko, Beware wrote:That Elgin dude seems like someone we should feel sorry for.
Yeah, in the follow up video, he referred to his trolling prowess as though it means anything in the real world. I immediately felt uncomfortably embarrassed for him.

Ha! Ha! Love it. He reminds me of all the asian fellas in my gym earnestly trying to get swole and clogging up squat racks.

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That could justify purchasing a GHD.

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That could justify paying 300 bucks a month for adult day care
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Don't forget $50/month in penicillin.

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Someone is going GHR sit ups thinking "Someone needs to wipe this goddamn sweat of this bench"

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Someone is going GHR sit ups thinking "Someone needs to wipe this goddamn sweat of this bench"
WADLICKA

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milosz wrote:Don't forget $50/month in penicillin.
It's way cheaper in Mexico. I always pick some up when I head down there for Viagra and Vicodin.

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
DrDonkeyLove wrote:nafod posted this in the Random Pics thread but it also belongs here.

Stand her in a tub of warm water and you've set the stage for the Crossfit Water Birth. If you want to raise a fire breather, it should start at birth. Cert to follow.
Someone owes me 750 ml of Hendrick's gin.
nafod wrote:Image
She may not be knocked up....

It could be a mammoth beer belly.

I dunno...looks like me squatting, except my chest is bigger. And my features may be more defined.
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In all seriousness, this squat is crooked, right? Right side is collapsed down and in, left foot/leg/hip shooting open an excess 10 degrees or so?
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