IGX

Shit is real...been saying this for 20 fucking years.

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/05/16/ ... her-rates/

LMFAO

I saw the thread title and immediately thought "I hope this is a Kaz post."

I used to go to the pub tub growing up because me and my friends could get there easy on our bikes during the summer. The country club was way the fuck out on the outskirts of town and I'd rather put up with the niggers than the douchebags. I actually had friends who were niggers, but I didn't roll with any of the rich stuck up kids. Anyhoo...

Intelligence is a contributing factor to this equation. The sociology majors and public policy Brainiacs will drone on at length about "white privilege" and how black kids are economically and culturally denied access to swimming pools. Meanwhile, any nigger within walking distance of the public pool in my town who had two quarters to rub together could just as easily get in the pool as I could. Big difference was that I wore proper swim attire, and I didn't leave a slick on the water from Gheri Curl activator. Again, back to intelligence. It would never occur to your typical black absentee parent that if "dey baby goin to da pool" then "dat baby" might need to learn how to swim before setting them off to an environment where drowning could occur. The other side of that intelligence coin is the niglet themselves. I can't tell you how may times I saw a lifeguard pull a water coughing nigger out of the deep side of the pool. This is how the conversation would go 90% of the time...

Oppressive White Life Guard Who Just Risked Life to Save Dumb Nigger: "Can you swim?"

Dumb Nigger: "***cough***...***cough***...HELL NAW...***cough***...where da ammalance at?"

OWLGWJRLTSDN: "Uh...why did you jump in the deep end of the pool."

Dumb Nigger: "OWWINNOW" (Translation: "I don't know")


So, there you go...an incomplete data set for sure, but I've never once seen a white kid jump in the deep side of the pool that couldn't swim. That, and the white parents who seem to be invested in the continuation of their genetic line and the use of water wings, beat Johnny's ass if he strays to the deep end, swimming lessons, etc.

Maybe Privileged Whites fill the swimming pools with racist water?

As a guy who was a life guard at a pool for 8 summers, I can tell you I pulled a shitpile of white kids out of the deep end. You gotta let the little ones jump off the low board for the first time. Usually called for a heroic rescue. I'd dive from the life guard chair, hit bottom, power up with my legs and burst out of the water with the kid held high.

Had to provide some drama for the girls who loved life guards.

I'm sure you had your hand halfway up the kids' asses too.