fuck shape's green egg . . . use molten lava
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_eye/2014 ... becue.html
with photos and video at the end
the best grilling technique in the universe
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the best grilling technique in the universe
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Re: the best grilling technique in the universe
Nothing could go wrong with this venture at a barbecue.

Excited by the lava barbecue's success, Bompas & Parr are teaming up with Wysocki to offer bespoke lava banquets for ambitious party hosts in which they will ship a giant furnace to the site of the party so the rock can heat up for 70 hours and create a multisensory, lava-themed extravaganza that they say will be a “cross between a BBQ, art installation, concert, interactive theatre and the best party of your life.”

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Re: the best grilling technique in the universe
But do they like camping?
Re: the best grilling technique in the universe
I just thread a couple of chickens on a lightning rod
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Re: the best grilling technique in the universe
It's all fun and games until you lose furnace containment.
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Re: the best grilling technique in the universe
Well it's hard to compete with molten lava however the BIG GREEN EGG that I got for Father's Day '06 which I don't really talk about has served me well and has enhanced my standing with JESUS. So take that, molten lava!!
Re: the best grilling technique in the universe
A Big Green Egg with a lightning rod would be the De Lorean of meat toasters
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Re: the best grilling technique in the universe
and last about as long as the delorean did when the lava flow arrives.
a real man cooks his meat with magma
a real man cooks his meat with magma
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