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War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack

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God damn...

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Christy Mack retired?
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I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.
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Sort of proud that I have no idea who either of the people are.
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.
I'm not sure I trust the folks who write for SB Nation blogs to know this with any certainty, but...
The retired porn star has released a full statement following an alleged attack by her ex-boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver a.k.a. "War Machine,"
I thought I was the only Nicole Aniston fan.

He's got all that ink, and he's somehow on the run? Dude kinda stands out.
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I have my doubts that Jon will live through the week.

I did like the "I must be cursed" line. Like this shit just happens to him.
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If I lived with her, the last thing I'd be doing would be beating the shit out of her.
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baffled wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.
I'm not sure I trust the folks who write for SB Nation blogs to know this with any certainty, but...
The retired porn star has released a full statement following an alleged attack by her ex-boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver a.k.a. "War Machine,"
I thought I was the only Nicole Aniston fan.

He's got all that ink, and he's somehow on the run? Dude kinda stands out.
Nosir! Nicole is great! I'm a big fan of her work.

As to him being on the run, I doubt it'll be long before he's found, unless he's left the country already.
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Somebody shoot this guy in the face, already.
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It never seems to work out between porn stars and MMA fighters. Such well adjusted people, yet the universe thwarts their love at every turn.
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like war machine, i was surprised to learn a porn star would be fucking more than one guy. surprising and disappointing to learn.
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Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey
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nafod wrote:Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey
Not sure, but there's a high probability that's racist.
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baffled wrote:
nafod wrote:Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey
Not sure, but there's a high probability that's racist.
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Duane Chapman is now chasing war machine.
"So a bounty hunter who goes by the name Dog is chasing after a lady-beating cage fighter who legally changed his name to War Machine? That entire scenario is sponsored by Monster energy drink and features outfits provided by Ed Hardy and a soundtrack by Seether"
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Exclusive: Dog 'Bounty Hunter' claims he's close to 'War Machine' arrest, warns him to 'stop now' unless he wants to die

Duane is getting a little dark. I guess now that the TV show is off the air, Dog is dropped the capture them and lecture them about Jesus stuff.
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Batboy2/75 wrote:Exclusive: Dog 'Bounty Hunter' claims he's close to 'War Machine' arrest, warns him to 'stop now' unless he wants to die

Duane is getting a little dark. I guess now that the TV show is off the air, Dog is dropped the capture them and lecture them about Jesus stuff.
Dog's wife has some amazing sweater puppies.
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And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.

Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348
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seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.

Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348
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Turdacious wrote:
seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.

Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348
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seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.

Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?
They knew they wouldn't need all of that because the motel doesn't allow dogs.
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What a pussy
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A mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine started laughing in court when the woman he allegedly beat and sexually assaulted described her injuries.

Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver, 33, was chided by the judge after smirking during testimony from Christy Mack, his porn star ex-girlfriend.

Mack, 23, was describing the alleged attack at her Las Vegas home in August this year, which left her with 18 broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib and a ruptured liver.
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Suicide attempt didn't work. Insanity is his next best bet.
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