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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.

The retired porn star has released a full statement following an alleged attack by her ex-boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver a.k.a. "War Machine,"

baffled wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.

I'm not sure I trust the folks who write for SB Nation blogs to know this with any certainty, but...

The retired porn star has released a full statement following an alleged attack by her ex-boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver a.k.a. "War Machine,"

I thought I was the only Nicole Aniston fan.

He's got all that ink, and he's somehow on the run? Dude kinda stands out.

nafod wrote:Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey

baffled wrote:

nafod wrote:Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey

Not sure, but there's a high probability that's racist.

"So a bounty hunter who goes by the name Dog is chasing after a lady-beating cage fighter who legally changed his name to War Machine? That entire scenario is sponsored by Monster energy drink and features outfits provided by Ed Hardy and a soundtrack by Seether"

Batboy2/75 wrote:Exclusive: Dog 'Bounty Hunter' claims he's close to 'War Machine' arrest, warns him to 'stop now' unless he wants to die

Duane is getting a little dark. I guess now that the TV show is off the air, Dog is dropped the capture them and lecture them about Jesus stuff.

seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.

Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348

Turdacious wrote:

seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.

Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348

He was taking the latest Lloyd Irvin course, no doubt.

seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.

Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?

A mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine started laughing in court when the woman he allegedly beat and sexually assaulted described her injuries.

Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver, 33, was chided by the judge after smirking during testimony from Christy Mack, his porn star ex-girlfriend.

Mack, 23, was describing the alleged attack at her Las Vegas home in August this year, which left her with 18 broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib and a ruptured liver.