Shana tova u'metuka

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Shana tova u'metuka

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May you each be written and inscribed for a sweet and happy year.
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Thanks for the kind wishes Hammer.

This is the day when you guys spit on the ground, spin around three times and throw eggs on your shoes, right?
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seeahill wrote:Thanks for the kind wishes Hammer.

This is the day when you guys spit on the ground, spin around three times and throw eggs on your shoes, right?
While Andy's a stand-up MOT, he's not a reliable source for our customs and traditions. I think he's pulling your leg again, unless this is a tradition special to his ancestors.

We do get to sing this tune a few times

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YONAP39jVE[/youtube]
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Do they do that dance where the guy sits in the chair and everybody sings and lifts the chair up off the ground and carries him around and stuff?

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No. the chair thing is for weddings. Rosh Hashana is the beginning of ten days of repentance leading to Yom Kippur, which kicks off with this tune.

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Have fun moving your head around to transfer your sins to a chicken which you then give to the poor to eat.
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Phaedrus wrote:Have fun moving your head around to transfer your sins to a chicken which you then give to the poor to eat.
Finally, an educated IGX'r, though the tactical technique is to maintain good posture, neutral head, and move the chicken.
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do jews truly use a chicken as a sin eater?

xtians use a jew, jesus, to eat their sins.
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dead man walking wrote:do jews truly use a chicken as a sin eater?

xtians use a jew, jesus, to eat their sins.
Not politically correct or PETA-approved, but the Yom Kippur tradition, still observed by many, is to use a chicken, which is then slaughtered and given to a poor family for the pre-fast meal.

More modern practice is just to give charity for a poor family to purchase the meal.

I usually try to go the chicken route. It helps put one in the frame of mind that life is fragile, and we don't know our fate in the upcoming year.
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Obama's speech to the UN was awe inspiring thrill up your leg about HIS utopian world that HE will make happen before he leaves office. I thought it was really beautiful when all them foreigners jumped up cheering and hugging each other, then linked arms and sang Kumbaya as they lifted him up on a chair while he beheaded a chicken and sprinkled them with its blood and feathers. May this Nobel Laureate for Peace live on forever and he then said excuse me now, I have some countries to bomb.
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.

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Hacka lacka bo jacka. My samie down nah. Pitty sigh.
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Hey Pete(HH) I watched "Defiance" on Netflix the other night. 4 Jewish brothers protect over 1000 Jewish refugees from the Nazi death camps during WWII. A true story. Excellent! If you haven't seen it, you should by all means!
If you don't have Netrtflix, spring for it. Only 7 bucks a month for unlimited movies.
PS Obama likes muslims way better'n Jews.
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.

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