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NBC ran their final whatever the fuck they call it GRID thingy on Saturday and I watched a little bit of it between commercials of some of the college football I was watching. All of the chicks were fucking jacked.

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Shapecharge wrote:NBC ran their final whatever the fuck they call it GRID thingy on Saturday and I watched a little bit of it between commercials of some of the college football I was watching. All of the chicks were fucking jacked.
Scary jacked.

That black chick with the dreads that was just flexing at every commercial break was frightening.

I mean, I was still flying at half mast for just about the whole show, but I was a little uncomfortable.
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Hilarious. I was looking at these chicks thinking how many of them 1) could stomp my ass...answer: all of them and 2) who's got the smallest dick...answer: me

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fucking vaginas, you all need to lift more then. goddammit, WE ARE MEN


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AND SO ARE THEY...BUT WITH VAGINAS AND SUPER BIG CLITTY-THINGS. Hey Jay I'm not a Facebook celebrity like you...I'm just a regular dude. I'ma gonna need to get on some serious gear to even get close to how stacked and packed those chicks are so don't be hatin'.

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Shapecharge wrote:AND SO ARE THEY...BUT WITH VAGINAS AND SUPER BIG CLITTY-THINGS. Hey Jay I'm not a Facebook celebrity like you...I'm just a regular dude. I'ma gonna need to get on some serious gear to even get close to how stacked and packed those chicks are so don't be hatin'.
They are on more shit than most men who lift are.

I understand the be happy in your own skin shit, but do they really need to take hormones? For a few bucks?

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Jay wrote: I understand the be happy in your own skin shit, but do they really need to take hormones? For a few bucks?
Why not? A lot of people do it for nothing.
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Cave Canem wrote:
Jay wrote: I understand the be happy in your own skin shit, but do they really need to take hormones? For a few bucks?
Why not? A lot of people do it for nothing.
I'm seeing it more and more. And its obvious. These are people who have nothing to gain other than being a badass in their own box. But, I guess for some people, thats all that matters.
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I've seen some absolutely huge lean chicks come out of this place called Orange Theory Fitness near a Whole Foods we shop at. Have no idea with this place does but I was stunned at the delts/traps/bi's/tri's on these ladies.

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Cave Canem wrote:
Jay wrote: I understand the be happy in your own skin shit, but do they really need to take hormones? For a few bucks?
Why not? A lot of people do it for nothing.
I will never agree with a woman taking male hormones to win a fucking PL meet, or anything for that matter.

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Huh, funny Shape, there is an Orange Theory Fitness right by the Whole Foods in Sugarland too.

There are more people on steroids now than any point in history....there are more women on steroids than ever too, casually, for "fun".

I found out two women I knew back in the Sagnasty were taking low dose anavar.


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I can't believe you lot haven't commented on this yet.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Huh, funny Shape, there is an Orange Theory Fitness right by the Whole Foods in Sugarland too.

There are more people on steroids now than any point in history....there are more women on steroids than ever too, casually, for "fun".

I found out two women I knew back in the Sagnasty were taking low dose anavar.
One of the guys at work, mid 50's engineer, was talking to me about getting on that compounded pellet therapy where they tailor the dossage for your particular needs. He asked me about it and I asked him a few things about sides, frequency of follow ups etc. and then he just ponys up that his wife has been on it for awhile. I was like wtf? His wife is just a regular housewife, weights about 110 pounds and never lifted a weight in her life or worked out with any purpose. I asked why she was on it and he said this hormone doctor prescribed it and she felt better. What the fuck ever.


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and all along you've been thinking hot dogs grilled on the big green egg was all a man needed
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:There are more people on steroids now than any point in history....there are more women on steroids than ever too, casually, for "fun".
I see it as well, and I'm curious as to how exactly this is taking place. If this was something somebody wanted to do, I wouldn't know what to tell them. At a CrossFit gym, I get it. Small community of people with a drug network. But I see this at L.A. Fitness now and wonder at how you trust random ass people to sell you injectables.

Are people ordering this stuff online?
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yes.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:yes.
OK, but how? You don't search "buy steroids online" and find a reliable vendor.
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Shapecharge wrote:NBC ran their final whatever the fuck they call it GRID thingy on Saturday and I watched a little bit of it between commercials of some of the college football I was watching. All of the chicks were fucking jacked.
And the USMC can't get a chick through PLC?
Don’t believe everything you think.

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Yes, Spells, pretty much that is how you start.


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I've got a friend in Navy EOD that had a chick make it through with his class at school and he said she was a roided up super dyke that you did not want to fuck with.

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Spells, it isn't hard to get a good source online, the trick is finding good ones consistently


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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:There are more people on steroids now than any point in history....there are more women on steroids than ever too, casually, for "fun".
I see it as well, and I'm curious as to how exactly this is taking place. If this was something somebody wanted to do, I wouldn't know what to tell them. At a CrossFit gym, I get it. Small community of people with a drug network. But I see this at L.A. Fitness now and wonder at how you trust random ass people to sell you injectables.

Are people ordering this stuff online?
If you lift at the same gym for any length of time and people see you lifting hard time after time, they come up to you. To buy or sell, I have never been on but if I wanted to it has always been around. That has been my experience.

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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:yes.
OK, but how? You don't search "buy steroids online" and find a reliable vendor.

Less than six degrees of separation between you and a source. Probably less than two degrees.
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LOL. Even on Laree Draper's board, you are one poster away from a serious source.

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And to be completely honest, I'm super surprised there doesn't seem to be an IGx based seller.

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