Scary Two-liners

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:02 pm

Saw this on teh facebook

My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don’t have a sister.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated.

“Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath and see him staring back at me and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:48 pm

What the fucking hell.

DikTracy6000 · Post by **DikTracy6000** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:01 pm

There was a young lad from Nantucket,
Who carried his dead mom in a bucket.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:40 am

Mario quit.

Bob and Proto are in charge of the htmls.

Brutal Bajan · Post by **Brutal Bajan** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:54 pm

Some of those are seriously fucking creepy.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:22 pm

I'm late, so I took an EPT.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:14 pm

A man wearing a hockey mask and swinging an axe chased us into an abandoned house.
We decided we'd be safest in the basement.

ccrow · Post by **ccrow** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:23 am

My barn is burned
Nothing hides the moon

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:19 pm

I shouldn't have asked daddy what masturbation is.
He says I'll know it soon enough, his arm is getting tired.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:46 am

Martial law declared.

Empress Clinton dissolves Congress and judicial system.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:55 am

ccrow wrote:My barn is burned
Nothing hides the moon

Good one

IGX

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