They aren't Dumbo-like, large and floppy, nor like a full mainsail, nor like a car with driver and passenger door wide open. That's a misconception that's been propagated by the ill-informed on this board.
Instead they're close to the head, a bit large, but misshapen and mangled, like a swollen, angry pretzel gone bad.
When you look at him, you're forced to self-talk -- "Look at his eyes, not his ears." But your eyes inevitably are drawn to them. He senses it -- you can see him holding back a lifetime of humiliation, and you quickly avert your gaze. This should prompt sympathy, not mockery.
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Re: Shape's ears
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Doped your drink, didn't he? Happens to the most wary of us
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Dang. This was not complementary at all. And DISPITE this misforture of birth you won't believe how much pussy I pull.
On a side note the Hammer did buy me a cup of coffee but I kept my hand on my wallet the whole time.
On a side note the Hammer did buy me a cup of coffee but I kept my hand on my wallet the whole time.
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Re: Shape's ears
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Now we know that we have an official member of the ear fetish community here.
Your fetish is OK HH. This is a judgement free zone and you're still not the creepiest person here. However, your attempt to publicly humiliate Shape is beyond contemptible
Your fetish is OK HH. This is a judgement free zone and you're still not the creepiest person here. However, your attempt to publicly humiliate Shape is beyond contemptible
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
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Re: Shape's ears
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Another troubling thing. He lives in a ramshackle little town. Many of the residents have similar misshaped ears. To see them on young girls is especially sad. Anyone know the backstory here?
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