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Fooll! The word is sukka. You don't even know your own passive lemming talk. You don't no nuthin'.
Clearly muslims are way better'n jews just like Obummy says all the time.
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Andy, why the animus? Did the nurses cut you off from Ducolax again? If you ask me, you should tell them that at your age they shouldn't worry about your dependency on stool softeners.
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HH, Why your animus for old guys? You really need to see a shrink and uncover the root cause of that disabling disorder that's weighing you down and causing you to be a first class retarded jew.
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You win. Except your eyes are so bad not only won't you read this, but it's so small you won't even figure out to ask the nurses to read it for you. Have the nurses finally trimmed your toenails, and ear and nose hairs, or do you still look like the Aqualung album cover these days?
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That's what you imagine. Just try to accept that you are a certified schizophrenic.
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You in your failed lawyer career? My condolences.
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Those are the same pictures you've been posting dozens of times for the past 2 decades. #-o
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How did you like the Lions Sunday? Were you watching or busy preparing Jew kids to be passive lemmings when confronted with evil as per tradition?
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Andy81 wrote:How did you like the Lions Sunday? Were you watching or busy preparing Jew kids to be passive lemmings when confronted with evil as per tradition?
The Lions don't pull too many off like that, so the game is worth savoring.

Thank you for asking about Sunday school. You're the only one here who asks me about my Sunday School classes, and I appreciate your heartfelt interest.

Last Sunday, we talked about one of the mitzvas of Sukkot -- that we should be happy for the entire seven days. (Lev. 23:40) Nachmanides said that's the hardest mitzva in the Torah to follow -- how can one be happy all the time for seven days? That led to a very fruitful discussion. The kids asked: What about death and illness? Or depression? Why would God want us to be happy? What's wrong with being sad? Aren't there times we should be sad? Should we fake being happy when we're not?

I shared with them that happiness comes from doing what God expects from each one of us; that we each have a unique mission; that we can each find that mission in our hearts and minds; and that we can be educated in it through the Torah, parents, friends, and teachers. Sadness keeps us from our mission. Pain is unavoidable, but we can't let the accompanying sadness rule us. Joy also motivates us and helps propel us in living life well.
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Well then Joy should motivate us to take up arms and kill the enemy that is motivated to kill us.
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Speaking of happiness, I know you had nine joy-filled marriages. I recall the young lady below was somewhere in the middle, but I can't recall which one exactly. Which was it?

Also, I know societal norms about hair on women has changed dramatically, but in your days was this really the norm for your wives?

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In the sixties and Charles Manson days it was the norm for the hippies =P~ but I didn't marry any of those.
Fucker, you made me laugh out loud for a long time.
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Andy,

Speaking of the good old days, I know you once practiced the honorable profession of having a joint venture escort service with a few young ladies. You had the business smarts, the swagger, and the ride.

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I recently read in Forbes that, like the uber craze, your industry is eliminating the middleman through the internet, which can set up trysts, arrange for payment, allow for reviews, etc.

What's your view on the industry's future? Any more room for entrepreneurs like you, or are you now a relic like the manual typewriter?

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HH, I believe you've opened up a subject with numerous legal issues so as to make a good question for a bar exam.
I can start with saying that the conventional type pimp mobile is a thing of the past. They attracted too much law enforcement punishment and corruption.
Likewise street walking whores were at high risk.
So in an effort to side step all that I went to franchising the leasing program that you set up. It worked for a few years but now new Fed banking regulations prevent running a cash only business. It's a sad and floundering enterprise except maybe for small mom and pop operations handling a couple high priced whores locally.
But now that Obama has given Muslims the green light to rule the world, and they are winning, we'll have them to contend with the stoning to death of whores, wiping Israel off the map and even using Hebrew words.
So no. No kiddush if I want to live.

PS. Are you and your colleagues boning up to practice Sharia?
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Andy,

Given how well the Lions are playing, how about calling the thread a draw and we hug it out in VR?

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I better talk to a lawyer before I can accept any plea bargains.
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be careful andy. if your lawyer is a gentile, the hammer might outsmart him.
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dead man walking wrote:be careful andy. if your lawyer is a gentile, the hammer might outsmart him.
Oh my, I hadn't thought that completely through! I will check out any lawyer's race.
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hire a muslim and rely on sharia law. the hammer will be flummoxed
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All right, here's the deal: Truce, plus I'll throw in one of these for Chanukah to seal the deal.

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