Finally, Lyle wrote something that I might read

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:16 pm

Most of Lyle's customer are from Southern Europe, Eastern Europe, North Africa, and India.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:26 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I just went and visited him last week. It was a good time. But, deep down he's got some broken pieces that will never be fixed.

Did he ask if you had any powerbear friends who wanted to earn a little extra cash?

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:06 am

This is a fantastic troll. Really.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:12 pm

It's not a troll, it's the tale of a man who wants to get laid, but cannot manage to despite having money, having shot porn, and whom is working to manage a strip club.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:59 pm

Seriously?

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:52 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's not a troll, it's the tale of a man who wants to get laid, but cannot manage to despite having money, having shot porn, and whom is working to manage a strip club.

Has he considered not being an asshole?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:18 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's not a troll, it's the tale of a man who wants to get laid, but cannot manage to despite having money, having shot porn, and whom is working to manage a strip club.
Has he considered not being an asshole?

Does a cancer patient consider not having cancer?

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:20 pm

T>1200 wrote:Has he considered not being an asshole?

Does a cancer patient consider not having cancer?[/quote]

yes, as i am here to testify

ccrow · Post by **ccrow** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:15 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's not a troll, it's the tale of a man who wants to get laid, but cannot manage to despite having money, having shot porn, and whom is working to manage a strip club.
Has he considered not being an asshole?

And if that doesn't work, try being even more of an asshole. One or the other works 99% of the time.

Lyle doesn't strike me as stripper bait, he is probably barking up the wrong trees.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:16 pm

Asperger's is the ultimate birth control.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:22 pm

He wants it too bad.

Desperation has a smell...not unlike ketosis.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:29 pm

So where does he go from here? He just alienated I'm guessing 85% of his "fitness" market, and he apparently failed at his pornography career.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:56 pm

T>1200 wrote:So where does he go from here? He just alienated I'm guessing 85% of his "fitness" market, and he apparently failed at his pornography career.

Crossfit?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:18 pm

Bobby wrote:
T>1200 wrote:So where does he go from here? He just alienated I'm guessing 85% of his "fitness" market, and he apparently failed at his pornography career.
Crossfit?

StrangeFist!

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:06 am

T>1200 wrote:Suicide note is accurate, but its his career thats been offed.

He has a new career.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3KNipSI6mg[/youtube]

Bud Charniga's grape ape · Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:13 am

as much as I like Lyle, every time he posts a picture of himself in Dockers and a $20 tie, surrounded by strippers, I think "did that math teacher stop for directions or something? He must really be lost!"

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:23 am

Yeah, I told him to either go full Austin casual or to bump it up a notch and go bespoke suits.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:58 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Yeah, I told him to either go full Austin casual or to bump it up a notch and go bespoke suits.

Day shift managers at strip clubs must make more than I thought they would.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:05 pm

Bud Charniga's grape ape wrote:as much as I like Lyle, every time he posts a picture of himself in Dockers and a $20 tie, surrounded by strippers, I think "did that math teacher stop for directions or something? He must really be lost!"

Where are these photos being posted?

Bud Charniga's grape ape · Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:59 pm

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:18 am

Oh, Jesus. Walking in two worlds, not gettin' laid in either.

IGX

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