I saw this on FB:
And LOL'd.
And then I began to come up with my own.
It's fun!
OKAY, SO MAYBE I DON'T:
"DO MATH HOMEWORK IN PENCIL"
"RETURN DVD's TO REDBOX ON TIME"
"WEAR A CONDOM"
"FLOSS"
"LET HER KNOW WHEN I'M ABOUT TO CUM WHEN IM GETTING A BLOWJOB"
"LIKE BLACK PEOPLE"
"PULL OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE"
"GO FOR YEARLY CHECKUPS"
"WASH MY HANDS AFTER I PEE"
"DELETE THE PICTURES OFF MY IPHONE"
"SAY 'NO' TO DRUGS"
"PAY MY TAXES"
Maybe I Don't ...
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Re: Maybe I Don't ...
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Are you finished yet?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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buckethead wrote:"MAKE GOOD POSTS"

One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Post by The Crawdaddy »
Can she even tell the difference between that and full penetration?Kazuya Mishima wrote:"PUT THE TIP IN...JUST FOR A MINUTE"

"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry CallahanBlaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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